famartinez (7)


Trader Joe's

My other grocery store is Whole Foods.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago



    An external Engineer who pretends to have all god given code-writing-abilities to built "the next big thing" but in all actuality doesn't qualify and once given the deal secretly hires a real but less expensive Engineer to do the job.

    Hiring Person: "Great, before you receive the deal I'd like you to quickly show me your code-writing-skills, just a precaution to be sure you are not an pretendgineer"

    Pretendgineer: "Well, actually I ain't really prepared to write right now BUT if you want I can send you a codesample by next week? "

    Added by N.Hemingway N.Hemingway almost 9 years ago


      Rockstar Developer

      A developer that rocks the code hard, while looking good, dressing well and being adored by colleagues and fans alike.

      Mary-Ellen: How come no other developers are like Angus?
      Johnboy: He's a rockstar. They are rare, because it's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll).

      Added by masterblaster masterblaster almost 9 years ago