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MongoDB

It just scale.

Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "Why do you think so?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "I see, but from a technical standpoint why do you think we should use a NoSQL database?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "I... I don't know what to think! How in the world did you graduate from college?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "F@*$#@!!!"

Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 2 years ago

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University of Toronto

A University in Toronto that does not give a single fuck about its undergraduates, and filled with over-competitive kids who think that success is a zero-sum game.

Student 1: "Hello, I am your new TA. I will be working 35 hours per week, and be payed below minimum wage."

Student 2: "I think the University is abusing you"

University Exec: "GTFO if you are not happy."

Student 1: "Sigh. I wish I got into Waterloo"

Student 2: "We all do..."

Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 2 years ago

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Y Combinator

A higher-order function that satisfies the "fixed point theorem"

Professor: "We have Y = [\f . (\x . f(xx) ) . (\x . f(xx)) ], that we call the Y-Combinator"
Business student: "SORRY PROFESSOR BUT YOU ARE WRONG. Y COMBINATOR IS AN INCUMBATOR OK???"
Professor: "Please calm down Michael, Paul Graham is indeed very inspired, and enthusiastic about lambda calculus but this..."
Business student: "NO HE IS THE FOUNDER OF Y-COMBINATOR, I HAVE PROOFS"
Professor: "Sigh."

Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 2 years ago

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