freefunctor
freefunctor (14)

5

MongoDB

It just scale.

Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "Why do you think so?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "I see, but from a technical standpoint why do you think we should use a NoSQL database?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "I... I don't know what to think! How in the world did you graduate from college?"
Engineer 1: "Hey, relational databases sucks!!! We should use MongoDB fo sho"
Engineer 2: "[email protected]*$#@!!!"

Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 5 years ago

    5

    University of Toronto

    A University in Toronto that does not give a single fuck about its undergraduates, and filled with over-competitive kids who think that success is a zero-sum game.

    Student 1: "Hello, I am your new TA. I will be working 35 hours per week, and be payed below minimum wage."

    Student 2: "I think the University is abusing you"

    University Exec: "GTFO if you are not happy."

    Student 1: "Sigh. I wish I got into Waterloo"

    Student 2: "We all do..."

    Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 5 years ago

      4

      Y Combinator

      A higher-order function that satisfies the "fixed point theorem"

      Professor: "We have Y = [\f . (\x . f(xx) ) . (\x . f(xx)) ], that we call the Y-Combinator"
      Business student: "SORRY PROFESSOR BUT YOU ARE WRONG. Y COMBINATOR IS AN INCUMBATOR OK???"
      Professor: "Please calm down Michael, Paul Graham is indeed very inspired, and enthusiastic about lambda calculus but this..."
      Business student: "NO HE IS THE FOUNDER OF Y-COMBINATOR, I HAVE PROOFS"
      Professor: "Sigh."

      Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 5 years ago