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MD Daydreamer

A doctor who has passive regrets on his life choices and wonders on the inside whether he or she had what it took to start his or her own business. They makes it a priority to take the opportunity to pitch patients who work in software (regardless of what company they work for) in between his or her diagnosis and sometimes at dinner parties.

I stopped going to Dr. Jacobson who is an MD Daydreamer. He always pitches me his idea for canine heart monitors that sends out tweets once a day.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 9 years ago

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    Only New Friends

    A habit alot of founders make (with exception to the people they work with) to only hang out with new people or acquaintances because their old friends are negative as shit. This is the opposite of the hip hop theme propagated by Drakes "No New Friends," track.

    Steve (at home): Brad never answers my calls anymore. I bet he's having a rough time. I'm going to talk to him for 3 hours next time I see him about how bad his life probably is going to be and try to convince us to join us at Task Rabbit.

    Brad (at bar): Fuck Steve. Only new friends.

    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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      Data Scientist

      A statistician who lives in the Bay Area.

      Q: How many Data Scientists does it take to implement a Spark stack?
      A: All of them, since at first they tend to have a Hive mind.

      Added by justpivot justpivot almost 9 years ago

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        University of Toronto

        A University in Toronto that does not give a single fuck about its undergraduates, and filled with over-competitive kids who think that success is a zero-sum game.

        Student 1: "Hello, I am your new TA. I will be working 35 hours per week, and be payed below minimum wage."

        Student 2: "I think the University is abusing you"

        University Exec: "GTFO if you are not happy."

        Student 1: "Sigh. I wish I got into Waterloo"

        Student 2: "We all do..."

        Added by freefunctor freefunctor almost 9 years ago

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          Silicon Valley

          Silicon Valley - The place where hundreds of thousands of people work twice as hard and spend twice as much to live as anywhere else from believing the lie that it will make them fabulously wealthy that is fed to them by the hundreds of people that they are making fabulously wealthy.

          I live in Silicon Valley, the epicenter of the future.... and who are you?
          I left Colorado to get rich in Silicon Valley, but now I can't drive for Uber anymore because I can't afford to fix my car....

          Added by freemium freemium almost 9 years ago

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            The LinkedIn Endorsement Burn

            Passive aggressively endorsing someone on LinkedIn for a menial skill such as Microsoft Word, while purposely ignoring their more relevant talents in things like Ruby on Rails or Objective C in an attempt to belittle them.

            Gilfoil got LinkedIn endorsement burned by Zeeshan when he purposely decided to only endorse him for Microsoft Powerpoint, even though he's a senior engineer at Pied Piper with a wide array of talents.

            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 9 years ago

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              MBA

              Certification that you've read case studies on how others have succeeded.

              Steve: Have you started your business yet?
              Jeremey: No I'm getting my MBA. I'll start my first business when I'm 30 and have a wife and kids.

              Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 9 years ago