SingleCommaClub
SingleCommaClub (8)

44

This changes everything

Nothing has changed. Pure marketing

See http://svdictionary.com/words/changing-the-world

Introducing the iPhone 4. This changes everything.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 2 years ago

  • charlesjo charlesjo

    Love it. Although, I did love my iPhone 4S. And it still runs like ALL Apple products I have ever owned!

    2
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • thepaleking thepaleking

    Doesn't change much to be honest, 99% marketing 1% decent phone

    2
    Reply
    over 1 year ago
  • Allie Allie

    Call at Acer Phone Number UK to get technical experts advice for Acer computer technical issues. http://ukhelpdesknumber.co.uk/acer-computer.php

    1
    Reply
    4 months ago
  • akram009 akram009

    This is a very informative article. I am also agree with your post title and your really well explain your point of view. I am very happy to see this post. Thanks for share with us. Keep it up and share the more most related post. Easy to understand Programming http://www.codeverb.com/cpp-interview-questions

    1
    Reply
    17 days ago
  • Login to leave a comment.
50

Fuck you money

When you make enough money from a startup or job that you can basically do whatever you want. Usually from equity after a liquidity event.

Engineering manager: Congrats on the IPO everybody. See you guys on Monday.
Engineer: I'm not sure about that
Manager: You think you can do whatever you want now you have that fuck you money?
Engineer: Sorry sir. I just got a little excited

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 2 years ago

50

Early Employee

A founder who will take 1% of the company instead of 25%. This is a polite way of saying "sucker."

CEO: "We couldn't have done it without a few great early employees."

Added by employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne almost 2 years ago

  • SingleCommaClub SingleCommaClub

    I still wouldn't minded having been an early employee at Facebook or Uber.

    4
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • silconobserver silconobserver

    This is total and utter bullshit. The founder risks his entire savings, family/friend relationships and pours his life into his startup. When things finally begin to work he goes out and hires the first few employees. In return the "early employees" get paid market rate or slightly below market rate and get equity and the founder gets painted as a greedy bastard? Who is the real sucker here

    2
    Reply
    over 1 year ago
  • employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne

    @silconobserver Zach Holman.

    1
    Reply
    about 1 year ago
  • Smart Smart

  • Login to leave a comment.
55

Non-technical Cofounder

A Wharton MBA who will overestimate the value of his idea and underestimate the value of the person who will implement it. Often wonders why his technical cofounders leave him and the apps they build look like shit and get hacked all the time.

Non-technical Cofounder: Why do all these technical cofounders leave me? Did they not see the MBA from Wharton in my email? I'm telling you right now, I know how to write a business plan. I even offered the last guy 10% of my company.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 2 years ago

  • SingleCommaClub SingleCommaClub

    Worked with a guy just like this before. We had tons of competition doing the exact same thing but dude refused to change his ideas or strategy at all. Happy it was contract work.

    2
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • zazpowered zazpowered

    Also known as "Ideas Guy"

    2
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • Bwenamai Bwenamai

    As opposed to a technical cofounder that shaves yaks because they have no clue about business?

    2
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • zazpowered zazpowered

  • charlesjo charlesjo

    Popular phrase: "Looking for a technical co-founder"

    6
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • blog blog

  • toprateten toprateten

    very nice..please visit my site at https://toprateten.in/

    1
    Reply
    20 days ago
  • toprateten toprateten

  • Allie Allie

    Just dial Lenovo Phone Number UK and get assistance from our team to correct the issues occurring on your computer. http://ukhelpdesknumber.co.uk/lenovo-computer.php

    1
    Reply
    4 months ago
  • akram009 akram009

    This is a very informative article. I am also agree with your post title and your really well explain your point of view. I am very happy to see this post. Thanks for share with us. Keep it up and share the more most related post. Easy to understand Programming http://www.codeverb.com/cpp-interview-questions

    1
    Reply
    17 days ago
  • kaniskashukla065 kaniskashukla065

    call hp customer support USA +1-800-723-4210 call hp laptop support Canada +1-800-723-4210 call hp printer support USA +1-800-723-4210 call hp support Canada +1-800-723-4210 call hp support center USA +1-800-723-4210 call hp support phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 call hp tech support USA +1-800-723-4210 call hp technical support Canada +1-800-723-4210 chat with hp support USA +1-800-723-4210 compaq hp support Canada +1-800-723-4210 compaq service center USA +1-800-723-4210 compaq support Canada +1-800-723-4210 compaq support center USA +1-800-723-4210 compaq support phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 compaq support site USA +1-800-723-4210 compaq tech support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact help hp USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hewlett packard by phone Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp computer support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp customer care USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp customer service Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp customer service phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp customer support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp laptop support USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp printer support USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support by phone Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support chat USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support phone Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp support uk Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp tech support USA +1-800-723-4210 contact hp technical support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact hp technical support by phone USA +1-800-723-4210 contact no of hp customer care Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact number for hp USA +1-800-723-4210 contact number for hp printer support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact number for hp printers USA +1-800-723-4210 contact number for hp support Canada +1-800-723-4210 contact number hp USA +1-800-723-4210 customer care hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer care hp laptop USA +1-800-723-4210 customer care hp printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer care no of hp USA +1-800-723-4210 customer care no of hp laptop Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer care no of hp printer USA +1-800-723-4210 customer care of hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer care of hp laptop USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service for hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer service for hp laptop USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service for hp printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer service for hp printers USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer service hp phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service hp printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer service number for hp USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service number for hp laptops Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer service number for hp printers USA +1-800-723-4210 customer service phone number for hp computers Canada +1-800-723-4210 customer support for hp printers USA +1-800-723-4210 customer support hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 email hp support USA +1-800-723-4210 free hp support Canada +1-800-723-4210 free hp tech support USA +1-800-723-4210 get it support hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 getit hp support USA +1-800-723-4210 help for hp printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 help hp USA +1-800-723-4210 help hp printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 help with hp laptop USA +1-800-723-4210 help with hp printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 helpdesk hp USA +1-800-723-4210 hewlet packard support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hewlett packard printers help USA +1-800-723-4210 how to contact hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp 1 800 number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp 1800 number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp 24 hour customer service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp 24 hour support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp 24 hour tech support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp 800 number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp and support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp assistance number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp assistance online USA +1-800-723-4210 hp assistance phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp business support number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp business support phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp call USA +1-800-723-4210 hp call center Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp call center number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp call centre Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp call number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp call support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp canada customer service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp canada phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp canada support number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp care contact no Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp care no USA +1-800-723-4210 hp care number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp care support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp chat support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp chat support india USA +1-800-723-4210 hp client service Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com contact USA +1-800-723-4210 hp com contact number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com customer service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp com customercare Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com drivers download USA +1-800-723-4210 hp com help and support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com in customer support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp com phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com printer support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp com support number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp com technical support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp compaq support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp compaq support number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp compaq technical support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer contact USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer contact number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer care USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer care number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer service number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer service phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer customer support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer help USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer help number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer helpline USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer helpline number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer hotline USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer phone number customer service Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer service phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer support number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer support phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer tech support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp computer tech support number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp computer tech support phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp consumer care USA +1-800-723-4210 hp consumer support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp consumer support phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact center USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact help Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact info USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact no Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact number support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact phone USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact support number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact support phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contact tech support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp contact us Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp contacts USA +1-800-723-4210 hp costumer service Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp customer USA +1-800-723-4210 hp customer assistance Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp suppoert USA +1-800-723-4210 hp suppoort Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp suppoprt USA +1-800-723-4210 hp suppor Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp supporrt USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support 1800 number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support 800 number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support and drivers USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support and service Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support call USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support call center Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support call center number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support call number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support canada number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support care Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support center USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support center phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support centre USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support chat Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support chat online USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support computer Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support contact USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support contact number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support customer care USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support customer service Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support customer service number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support customer service phone number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support drivers USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support email Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support email address USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support for laptops Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support for printer USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support for printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support for printers phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support forum Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support help USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support helpline Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support helpline number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support hotline Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support hours USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support hp Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support hp support hp support USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support india Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support it USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support laptop Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support laptop phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support laserjet Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support line USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support live chat Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support no USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support number for laptops USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support number for printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support number laptop USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support number printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support number us USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support number usa Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support online USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support online chat Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support page USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support phone Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support phone number for printer Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support printer USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support printer number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support printer phone number USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support printers Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support service USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support services Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support site USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support support Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support tech USA +1-800-723-4210 hp support technical support number Canada +1-800-723-4210 hp support tel hp support telephone hp support telephone number hp support troubleshooting hp support us hp support usa hp support web page hp support website hp supportr hp supportt hp supporty hp suppory hp suppurt hp tech help hp tech help phone number hp tech number hp tech support hp tech support canada hp tech support chat hp tech support for printers hp tech support hours hp tech support number hp tech support number for laptop hp tech support number for printers hp tech support online http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11471 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11472 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11473 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11474 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11475 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11469 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11470 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11468 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=332959 https://qbtechnicalsupportt.freshdesk.com/solution/articles/22000126946--bhaeyo-usa-1-800-723-4210-chat-with-hp-support-canada-1-800-723-4210-compaq-hp-support-usa-1-8 http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11466 https://qbtechnicalsupportt.freshdesk.com/solution/articles/22000126958--guru-g-1800-723-4210-hp-printer-support-contact-hp-printers-contact-contact-hewlett-packa http://www.javatpoint.com/q/11467 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333031&tstart=0 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333032 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333033 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333035 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333037 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333038 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333039 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333052 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333053 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333054 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333055 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333057 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333056 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333058 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333060 https://kdp.amazon.com/community/thread.jspa?threadID=333074

    1
    Reply
    6 months ago
  • billfrank billfrank

  • Login to leave a comment.
3

B.S. Computer Science, Freeloading Minor

The distinction a CS student receives upon graduating college having written minimal code. This is done by free loading off of team members during group projects and copying code from peers during individual assignments. If they graduate having written no code, they get a double major.

Brad: Did John write any code in his 4 years here? I just want to see if he got B.S. CS, Freloading Minor or B.S. CS, B.A. Freeloading

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 2 years ago

  • Login to leave a comment.
32

MBA

Certification that you've read case studies on how others have succeeded.

Steve: Have you started your business yet?
Jeremey: No I'm getting my MBA. I'll start my first business when I'm 30 and have a wife and kids.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 2 years ago

14

Facebook Friend

Somebody you met in real life once who is useful for increasing your friend count and possibly the like counts of your latest selfies but likely someone you will never talk to again.

"I don't know who Jane is but she's liking my photos so she stays."

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 2 years ago

  • Login to leave a comment.
8

150ft Rule

A company wide standard at Google that says that not even a single area of the office can be situated at a distance exceeding 150 feet, from sources of food.

When I work I constantly have food at my desk. It's a delicious life. The main reason I never want to leave Google is the 150ft rule.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 2 years ago

  • Login to leave a comment.
7

Pistol Ship

To ship one's code without checking it. This is normally done out of a combination of hubris and laziness.

Jack: I feel like Clint Eastwood, I've been pistol shipping compiled code all day. I love working at Facebook.

Lewis: Facebook is down.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 2 years ago

  • Login to leave a comment.
6

Startup Wet Dreaming

A nocturnal emission that occurs at the thought of one's startup being acquired or achieving vast success.

Julie: These sheets....what the hell. Are you cheating on me?

Ryan: Sorry babe, I've been startup wet dreaming ever since Tech Stars accepted our team. Love ya.

Added by HalfLife3 HalfLife3 almost 2 years ago

  • chipchop chipchop

    This may have happened to me before

    1
    Reply
    almost 2 years ago
  • Login to leave a comment.