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Worder

Anyone who use personal computers only for writing, just like a typewriter machine.

"Do you think he can upload these on the website?"
"Nah, he's just a worder!"

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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Uninstalled

Fired or laid off.

"Jeff was here last week, but he was uninstalled on Monday."

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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WOMBAT

"Waste of Money Brains and Time" is suitable to describe a person, product or project.

"He's such a WOMBAT!"

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

2

Ten Dollar Solution

Anything that works infinitely better than that "new thing" and the superior technology is at least 30 years old.

Trying to follow a ballgame on a Real Audio plugin vs. a ten dollar transistor radio.

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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TLA Departments

Short for "Three Letter Acronym": A department of a company that does not have any apparent function at all.
Groups like this are usually created by trendy management fads.

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

5

LOPSOD

Short for "Long On Promises, Short On Delivery".
A product with a lot of hype and not living to its created expectations upon shipment.

"They're too LOPSOD."

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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Bricked

A piece of hardware that doesn’t function anymore because it was tampered with.
You seriously messed up that upgrade, and now your entire device has been rendered useless.

"I tried to install the most recent version of Windows on my old Mac, but it totally bricked the whole computer."

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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Dogfooding

When companies use their own products, often in beta, to test and work out any bugs.
Dogfooding often results in companies catching glitches in their apps before they're released to the public.

"They really should have dogfooded that app before they released it — there were so many bugs!"

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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Digital Detox

Taking a few days away from email, social media, and anything else that involves a glowing screen.
Practicing major restraint — no Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, etc. for an entire weekend, or any other length of time.

"Don't worry if you don't hear from me this weekend — I'm doing a digital detox, so I won't see your message until Monday."

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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Boat Anchor

Computer so obsolete, It no longer Serves a purpose (i.e. Apple III's)

"Whoa! That's a boat anchor."

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

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BAD

Broken As Designed: A product fails to perform as expected, because the company making it intentionally did it that way (either from misunderstanding, or on purpose)

Windows 95's auto-redial being limited to 100 redials.

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago

4

Email Bankruptcy

When an inbox has thousands of unread emails, and the best solution is to just mass-delete rather than spending days combing through them.
If you really tried to read and respond to all of those messages, it might be a very long time before you interacted with another human IRL again.

"My inbox is so overwhelming, I'm declaring email bankruptcy. I'm deleting everything sent before September!"

Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper over 4 years ago