jbark55
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Nontechnical employee

This is someone who does not care to learn how things are built or suggest how things can be built better.

Nontechnical employee: "I'd help this customer out, but I am nontechnical."

Added by jbark55 jbark55 about 4 years ago

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crude filter

An efficient way to filter quality which is not as good as the disruptive and more accurate filtering technology which is coming.

Q: What's your IQ?
A: 180
Q: That's impressive, but it won't matter soon; IQ is a crude filter for success.

Added by jbark55 jbark55 over 4 years ago

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    Database Problem

    A classification of any problem which makes the speaker sound more intelligent by reframing the discussion while often resulting in no constructive next steps.

    Q: I can't figure out how to get my startup to grow faster.
    A: It's actually just a database problem.

    Added by jbark55 jbark55 over 4 years ago

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      content

      Anything that you can either read or understand from any one or more of your senses (hearing or sight, but usually not smell or touch).

      Q: How can I create great content?
      A: Well you could write something.
      Q: That's not good enough, I want it to be more interesting.
      A: I have an idea, record your voice and make a podcast.
      Q: That's much better.

      Added by jbark55 jbark55 over 4 years ago

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        Hardware Startup

        A company which makes a physical product, dooming it to bankruptcy and failure.

        Q: What does your startup do?
        A: We are making a hoverboard for cats.
        Q: Hardware is too hard, you should seriously think about building the software layer for that instead.

        Added by jbark55 jbark55 over 4 years ago

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        Fremont

        A town that is convenient to all parts of the bay area, and is therefore the nexus of all culture and activity as we know it.

        Q: Where do you live?
        A: Fremont.
        Q: That's smart, you could work for Google, Uber, or Twitter.

        Added by jbark55 jbark55 over 4 years ago