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Dick Jerk Algorithm

Highly sophisticated algorithm devised by Pied Piper engineers where one can jerk off 4 dudes at once.
This algorithm inspired Richard to come up with an advanced middle out algorithm.
Dick to floor. D2floor.

ummm, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY enough said...

Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago

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    Brain Rape

    Intellectual property robbery thinly disguised as acquisition talk. Usually committed by a big company on a startup. Yelp got brainraped by Google back in the day.
    http://www.quora.com/Silicon-Valley-Season-2-Episode-2-Runaway-Devaluation/What-was-the-reference-to-Yelp-in-episode-2-of-season-2-of-Silicon-Valley

    Erlich: They're brainraping us right?
    Gerald: They definitely are.
    Erlich: Shit!

    Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago

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      Apple Maps Bad?!

      A phrase used to indicate the low quality of a product because Apple Maps is barely usable.

      Enough said, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVq1wgIN62E

      Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago

      • zazpowered zazpowered

        I hate that Yelp defaults to Apple Maps. It's terrible

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        about 5 years ago
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      Hustling

      Refers to an act where a startup founder runs around networking with others to acquire more users/customers, raise money, etc.
      Chris Sacca, Dave Mcclure loves to use this word.

      Enough said, www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betFZRICVg

      Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago

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        Dogecoin

        Cryptocurrency featuring the Shiba Inu dog on a golden coin as its logo.

        VERY MUCH SUCH WOW! TO THE MOON!!!! DOGECOIN!

        Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago

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          ARR

          Short for Annual Recurring Revenue

          Typically this refers to the recurring revenue per customer. Total recurring revenue / # of customers.

          Me: My startup is killing it! We're making 10 millions in ARR!
          Matt: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!

          Added by svhunt svhunt about 5 years ago