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Big Data

When your database takes at least 2 minutes to export to a CSV.

Engineer: "Our mongo collection hit 1 million records a few moments ago."
Hiring Manager: "Great, now I can post this position for a Big Data Engineer on Hacker News."

Added by planningtime planningtime over 1 year ago

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Culture Reset

The CEO's or CTO's reason for firing half of the engineering department.

"Steve, with our new culture reset, we're going to have to let you go. You just didn't fit the culture."

Added by planningtime planningtime over 1 year ago

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