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Jeremy Lin

The perfect child. A Harvard graduate and now a player in the NBA. He is often used in reference by parents (especially in Palo Alto where he went to High School) to "motivate" their child to do better in all aspects of life.

Krishna Lee: Mom, I got into UCLA!
Mom: "WHY YOU NO LIKE JEREMY LIN. HE GO TO HARVARD AND PLAY IN NBA."

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 3 years ago

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Buzzfeed

A site of hyperbole that occasionally masquerades as a news source when it wants to feel relevant.

TimeWaster: ”Did you see that article on Buzzfeed News?”
NormalPerson: “No..I was reading real news”

Added by svpro svpro almost 3 years ago

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Buzzfeed Writer

A mediocre writer, but decent list builder. Their article titles usually follow the model: [Number] [Subject] So [Hyperbole] You [Claim]

10 Clickbaity Titles So Enticing You Have To Click

Added by svpro svpro almost 3 years ago

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Facebook Friend

Somebody you met in real life once who is useful for increasing your friend count and possibly the like counts of your latest selfies but likely someone you will never talk to again.

"I don't know who Jane is but she's liking my photos so she stays."

Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 3 years ago

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