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Rebillionizing

To renter the 3 comma club. Made popular by Russ Hanneman on Silicon Valley.

Russ: Due to some bad investments I joined the 2 comma club but Pied Piper will help me rebillionize shortly
https://youtu.be/xzMUrB-Um1Y?t=92

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    Brogrammer

    When you mix your typical engineer with your typical frat boy. The official heuristic to identify a brogrammer in your organization is when you can't tell whether the suspect is part of your engineering team or your sales team.

    David: I originally thought Kilim was a programmer but he's been popping his collar and talking a lot. Is he a brogrammer?

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    • bkelly bkelly

      More useful information for problogrammer here IBM

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    Two Comma Club

    A club for millionaires. Russ Hannemann from the show joins the club after losing lots of money, resulting in him selling a car that opens vertically and horizontally.

    Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzMUrB-Um1Y

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    Fuck you money

    When you make enough money from a startup or job that you can basically do whatever you want. Usually from equity after a liquidity event.

    Engineering manager: Congrats on the IPO everybody. See you guys on Monday.
    Engineer: I'm not sure about that
    Manager: You think you can do whatever you want now you have that fuck you money?
    Engineer: Sorry sir. I just got a little excited

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    AVIATO

    Erlich Bachman's ex-startup.
    Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukUxx6TvXPY

    Erlich: Take aviato for instance. It's not a name I found. It's the name that found me.

    Erlich: I'm the founder of aviato.

    Erlich: Like A~V~I~A~T~O

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      Ping Pong Table

      A common piece of furniture at a lot of startups. Some think it is there to promote a fun work environment which is true but it's mostly there because it appeals the predominantly asian and indian engineers

      Hemant: If this startup doesn't have a ping pong table I don't want to work there

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        Decacorn

        A startup valued at $10 billion or more

        Kilim: It sucks that my startup is only a unicorn. Look at Snapchat. They are a decacorn

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          Deliverables

          A startup uses this word when it's no longer a startup

          "Hey congrats on the series B!"
          "Thanks! Are your deliverables in yet?"

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          This changes everything

          Nothing has changed. Pure marketing

          See http://svdictionary.com/words/changing-the-world

          Introducing the iPhone 4. This changes everything.

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          • charlesjo charlesjo

            Love it. Although, I did love my iPhone 4S. And it still runs like ALL Apple products I have ever owned!

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          • thepaleking thepaleking

            Doesn't change much to be honest, 99% marketing 1% decent phone

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          Changing the world

          Outside of Silicon Valley this can mean curing cancer, eliminating Malaria and solving world hunger but within SV it means a bigger iPhone, an iPhone the size of a tablet, an iPhone strapped to your wrist or Yo (http://techcrunch.com/2014/06/18/yo-yo/)

          A synonym of "This changes everything" and "This changes everything. Again"

          Founder of Silicon Valley Dictionary: I am so glad to be working on products that are changing the world everyday

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            Dick Jerk Algorithm

            Highly sophisticated algorithm devised by Pied Piper engineers where one can jerk off 4 dudes at once.
            This algorithm inspired Richard to come up with an advanced middle out algorithm.
            Dick to floor. D2floor.

            ummm, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY enough said...

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              Brain Rape

              Intellectual property robbery thinly disguised as acquisition talk. Usually committed by a big company on a startup. Yelp got brainraped by Google back in the day.
              http://www.quora.com/Silicon-Valley-Season-2-Episode-2-Runaway-Devaluation/What-was-the-reference-to-Yelp-in-episode-2-of-season-2-of-Silicon-Valley

              Erlich: They're brainraping us right?
              Gerald: They definitely are.
              Erlich: Shit!

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                Acquihire

                When a startup is bought with the sole purpose of hiring the startup's employees versus obtaining the product/users. Generally, startups that get acquhired are struggling and the move is done as a last resort.

                Alex: I heard your startup got acquired by Facebook. Give me some of that startup money.
                John: It was an acquihire. I don't want to talk about it.

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                  Internet of Things

                  Everyday objects that are connected to the internet so they can transfer and receive data from other objects

                  I can now send recipes to my oven and have it cook meals for me automatically. Thank god for internet of things.

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                    Unicorn

                    A startup that is valued at $1 billion dollars or more

                    Chris: We need to raise more money so our valuation will rise and so Techcrunch will add us to their startup unicorn list

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                      Work From Home

                      A synonym of "Sit at home eating chips while watching TV"

                      Chris: Hey boss. Can I work from home on Tuesday?
                      Boss: Let me know if last weeks episode is worth watching

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                        Apple Maps Bad?!

                        A phrase used to indicate the low quality of a product because Apple Maps is barely usable.

                        Enough said, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVq1wgIN62E

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                        • zazpowered zazpowered

                          I hate that Yelp defaults to Apple Maps. It's terrible

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                        Hustling

                        Refers to an act where a startup founder runs around networking with others to acquire more users/customers, raise money, etc.
                        Chris Sacca, Dave Mcclure loves to use this word.

                        Enough said, www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betFZRICVg

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                          Y Combinator

                          Y Combinator is an early stage seed fund started by Paul Graham in 2005. The combined market cap of Y Combinator companies is currently over $30 billion

                          John: You should apply for Y Combinator they will give you 120k for 7% of your company and provide great mentorship.
                          Amit: Great idea. I'm going to apply

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                            Game Developer

                            A software engineer in the game industry, generally bigger, earns less and is nerdier than their startup counterparts.

                            Kilim: I wanna work for Blizzard so I can help build WoW and Diablo
                            Matthew: Do you really want to be a game developer?

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