Product Designer
The latest in a constant string of designer job titles trying to explain what the hell they design. Usually stands for designers that build the UX and UI in a combined fashion for digital devices such as phones, tablets, and desktop computers. Not to be confused with UX designers, UI designers, Web designers, Graphic designers, Illustrators, AR/VR designers, Scientific designers, Brand designers, Systems designers, Design managers, Art directors, and Creative directors.
CEO: Sarah is our lead Product Designer. She's in charge of designing our core customer experience.
Customer: What's the product?
CEO: We phish social security numbers from elderly folks in hopes of selling the identities to communist nations.
PixelPuller over 5 years agoEmacs Pinky
Repetitive strain injury caused by constant use of one's "pinky finger" when using modifier keys in Emacs. This term has been adopted by developers using other editors or IDEs due to frequent use of quotes, ticks, braces, colon, semi-colon. etc. as they are dependent upon the use of the right hand pinky.
God I hate you PHP! Every day I have Emacs pinky because every line requires at least five keystrokes with my right hand's little finger.
Mowaterfowl about 6 years agoSAAS
High margins
Eric ditched his chat app to build a SAAS site instead.
yungsnuggie about 6 years agoMeat Dog
A dog that you can eat. Also a person who kept saying meat dog to his friend who got a Facebook offer and was later laughed at.
Meat Dog is also known as Donut, Donald, Z.K etc. He got a 4.3 GPA and is one of the smartest people at a college located in Ithaca,NY
Meat Dog is a lazy TA, but a professor here loves him. Huh?
Meat Dog won Cache War with his partner Papa Kuo in 2k17.
"Meat Dog, you are a piece of shit!"
"Meat Dog, can we have dinner at DeTasty at 4:30?"
"Exclamation Mark!"
IGotFBOffer about 6 years ago
Problematic
A word that describes behavior that is only offensive to people in Silicon Valley or elite colleges. If someone accuses your behavior of being problematic you are likely to be fired or get written up for an HR violation if you work at a tech company.
The fact that Kamdesh only eats pasta in the company cafeteria and the fact that he only dates Italian women is problematic because he is appropriating European culture and is sexist against Indian women in his dating preferences.
yungsnuggie over 6 years ago42
42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
It is also a famous and one of the world's best computer programming school.
- Six by nine. Forty two.
- That's it. That's all there is.
- I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.
Douglas Adams (1 January 1980). The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
ElieTeyssedou almost 7 years agoEngineer Unicorn (2)
An engineer that is competent, good looking, dresses well, looks like a white horse and has a horn growing from his forehead.
John: How come no other engineers are like David?
Mary: He's an engineer unicorn. They are rare.
hugo almost 7 years agoCovfefe
Coverage.
Word was first used by the forty-fifth president of the United States on an online news and social networking service called Twitter, where users post and interact with messages called "tweets", restricted to 140 characters. Twitter was created by four nerds Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams who never dreamed their network would result in the birth of words like this.
Ex1: Uber has been getting alot of bad covfefe lately Ex2: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" Ex3: Ray J leaked his sex tape with Kim Kardashian because he wanted to hurt her tabloid press covfefe. Ironically it ended up making her one of the most famous reality TV stars in the world.
covfefelord almost 7 years agosubversives
tending or intending to subvert or overthrow, destroy, or undermine an established or existing system, especially a legally constituted government or a set of beliefs. noun. a person who adopts subversive principles or policies.
I believe in the power of startups and want to build amazing products with passionate subversives
mmontagna about 7 years agoFireside Chat
A Silicon Valley ritual/circlejerk in which someone somewhat successful gets asked questions by a young upstart you never end up hearing from again.
Just spent my day attending fireside chat's in SF. I feel so motivated now I'm gonna play 20 hours of League of Legends.
yungsnuggie over 7 years agonice one
LaCroix
The #1 drink of choice for startups. It is somehow delicious and calorie-free at the same time.
LaCroix was co-founded by Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg and most recently raised a Series Z from Andreessen Horowitz, with participation from the French government.
If you're interviewing for a startup, check their fridge for LaCroix, and if they don't have any, run for the hills!
"I'm gonna wash down this pull request with a Berry LaCroix."
juju_lew over 7 years agoPretotype
A simple, often paper version of a very early prototype built in less than a day to help a startup team actualize their idea without spending a lot of time noodling on the "what ifs" and "how might we" questions.
Okay, let's pretotype these 3 ideas today so we can focus on one of them by the end of the week.
jmlokitz over 7 years agoDeveloping for Ghosts
Making stuff for people who may or may not exist.
As a potential investor for his company, I can't tell if Stevie is making something for people in need or he's just guessing by developing for ghosts
yungsnuggie over 7 years agoPonytail Bias
When you automatically assume someone is a great engineer because of their ponytail. This bias most often occurs with men who also have metal glasses frames and a beard that goes down to their neck.
James often experiences pony tail bias when he visits Seattle even though he's really a musician who plays with a band no ones ever heard of.
yungsnuggie over 7 years agolol
Leaning In
When someone flamboyantly promotes and espouses feminism in an attempt to get laid.
Jonathan if you want to get women to like you, stop being such a pretentious asshole and start leaning in for once.
yungsnuggie over 7 years agowow
Wung It
Coming up with stuff on the spot usually to one's success. Another of saying winged it.
Julie: How did the meeting go? Arlan: Didn't really prepare, I wung it and landed the deal.
yungsnuggie over 7 years ago
You must be a nocoiner