beenpoor
beenpoor (47)

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Awesome Journey

Used when a startup has failed. Intend to give a positive spin on what is a gut wrenching moment.

While our startup has failed, it has been an awesome journey.

Added by beenpoor beenpoor over 8 years ago

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Solving Own Problem

A bullshit story founders present to lie on how they arrived at their product.

We built datemycate app because we wanted to solve our own problem to help our cat find a date. He was very horny all the time and was always flirty with my girlfriend.

Added by beenpoor beenpoor over 8 years ago

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    Incredible opportunity

    White lie to claim that an unknown number of users are having sleepless nights dreaming of your idea.

    This is an incredible opportunity to make a difference in the life horny males by providing them a life sized doll.

    Added by beenpoor beenpoor over 8 years ago