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Social Media

The first team to be downsized when you run out of funding.

Our social media manager was let go after she accidentally posted that Reddit thread to Twitter.

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    Amazon

    A company that sells groceries to the lazy, stock shares to the gullible, and cloud services to the lazy and gullible.

    Amazon: because I want to buy my underwear and Redis clusters from the same company.

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      Microsoft

      A global corporation that depends for its existence on the inertia of Bob in accounting (see “Excel”.)

      Our CIO mandated that the entire company use Google Drive instead of Microsoft Office. He is no longer our CIO.

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        Up and to the Right

        An incredible growth curve in your business metrics. Also known as a Hockey Stick curve.

        Squeeze the X-axis until your growth curve is Up and to the Right.

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