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WFIO

WFIO, pronounced whiff-eee-o, is an acronym which stands for "We're Fucked; It's Over." Used to describe that horrible moment when an individual is certain their startup is dead. A typical entrepreneur will experience three of these per week.

Board of Directors: How was revenue this quarter?

CEO: WFIO

Added by hunterlane hunterlane almost 7 years ago

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    Ballmer Peak

    Discovered by Microsoft in the late 80's, somehow a blood alcohol content between 0.129% and 0.138% confers superhuman programming ability.

    Alice: "The Ballmer Peak is a delicate effect requiring careful calibration. You can't just give a team of coders a year's supply of whiskey and tell them to get cracking.

    Bob: "Has that ever happened?"

    Alice: "Remember Windows ME?"

    Added by hunterlane hunterlane almost 7 years ago