jbark55 (16)
Nontechnical employee
This is someone who does not care to learn how things are built or suggest how things can be built better.
Nontechnical employee: "I'd help this customer out, but I am nontechnical."
jbark55 over 8 years agocrude filter
An efficient way to filter quality which is not as good as the disruptive and more accurate filtering technology which is coming.
Q: What's your IQ?
A: 180
Q: That's impressive, but it won't matter soon; IQ is a crude filter for success.
jbark55 over 8 years agoDatabase Problem
A classification of any problem which makes the speaker sound more intelligent by reframing the discussion while often resulting in no constructive next steps.
Q: I can't figure out how to get my startup to grow faster.
A: It's actually just a database problem.
jbark55 over 8 years agocontent
Anything that you can either read or understand from any one or more of your senses (hearing or sight, but usually not smell or touch).
Q: How can I create great content?
A: Well you could write something.
Q: That's not good enough, I want it to be more interesting.
A: I have an idea, record your voice and make a podcast.
Q: That's much better.
jbark55 almost 9 years agoHardware Startup
A company which makes a physical product, dooming it to bankruptcy and failure.
Q: What does your startup do?
A: We are making a hoverboard for cats.
Q: Hardware is too hard, you should seriously think about building the software layer for that instead.
jbark55 almost 9 years agolol
harsh!