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Startup Dinner

4 contractors working evenings
$1800

Pizza for 4 full time engineers
$15

"Yes, you can -definitely- expense dinner."

Added by employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne almost 7 years ago

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    10x Engineer

    A developer who incurs technical debt so fast he appears more productive than the ten developers tasked with cleaning his mess up.

    Founder: "We are only looking for 10x Engineers."

    Added by employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne almost 7 years ago

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      Bus Factor

      The number of people that need to be hit by a bus before their project is dead.

      "Our engineers work in teams of 10 for the higher bus factor"

      Added by asdf asdf almost 7 years ago

      • employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne

        It is well known that engineers make a "SPOF" sound when hit by a bus.

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        about 6 years ago
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      Innovator

      A catch-all euphemism for "douchebag." Frequently used to a) describe one's self in a Twitter bio/LinkedIn headline or b) describe others when you're not really sure what they do exactly, but it probably has something to do with disruption or artisanal donuts or growth hacking or some shit.

      Your LinkedIn headline: "Innovator/CEO of Douche, The World's First Ephemeral Craft Beer Wearable."

      Added by supernovanGirl supernovanGirl almost 7 years ago

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        The LinkedIn Endorsement Burn

        Passive aggressively endorsing someone on LinkedIn for a menial skill such as Microsoft Word, while purposely ignoring their more relevant talents in things like Ruby on Rails or Objective C in an attempt to belittle them.

        Gilfoil got LinkedIn endorsement burned by Zeeshan when he purposely decided to only endorse him for Microsoft Powerpoint, even though he's a senior engineer at Pied Piper with a wide array of talents.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 7 years ago

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          Slack Overflow

          The state of perpetual notification pinging on each of your devices as a result of participating in way too many Slack channels.

          Alice: Why did you need to take a mental health day yesterday?
          Bob: Slack Overflow.

          Added by ruby32 ruby32 almost 7 years ago