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Internet of Things

Everyday objects that are connected to the internet so they can transfer and receive data from other objects

I can now send recipes to my oven and have it cook meals for me automatically. Thank god for internet of things.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 5 years ago

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    Bing It

    An expression created by a marketing team within Microsoft that hypothesized that people would say this over the more commonly used expression "Google it."

    Microsoft Marketing Rep: I want you to figure out Google's market share.
    Bing Product Engineer: Sure one sec let me Google it.
    Microsoft Marketing Rep: NO! Bing it!
    Bing Product Engineer: Oh right, I forgot.

    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 5 years ago

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      Swift

      Swift is a multi-paradigm, compiled programming language created by Apple Inc. It is also the last name of a famous American pop star.

      Zeeshan: Your resume says you have 10 years of Swift experience.
      Intern Applicant: Yes sir.
      Zeeshan: You do realize it hasn't been around for that long...
      Intern Applicant: Sorry sir I was trying to look cool.

      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 5 years ago

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        MBA

        Certification that you've read case studies on how others have succeeded.

        Steve: Have you started your business yet?
        Jeremey: No I'm getting my MBA. I'll start my first business when I'm 30 and have a wife and kids.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 5 years ago

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        ESports

        Video game players attempt to turn DOTA, LoL, Counter Strike, and other popular video games into a sport lost in a twilight dream that one day they can be paid large sums of money to validate their laziness.

        I didn't go to a single class this semester because my friends and I are dropping out to start a Goat Simulator ESports team.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 5 years ago

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          Equity Whore

          A startup founder that micro manages company equity to maximize his own ownership but loses sight of more important things.

          David: Did you hear? I managed to negotiate that lead engineer down to 0.3%. Now I will have an extra 1%.
          Sarah: Stop being such an equity whore, having a smaller piece of something is better than having a large piece of nothing.

          Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 5 years ago