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This changes everything

Nothing has changed. Pure marketing

See http://svdictionary.com/words/changing-the-world

Introducing the iPhone 4. This changes everything.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 7 years ago

  • charlesjo charlesjo

    Love it. Although, I did love my iPhone 4S. And it still runs like ALL Apple products I have ever owned!

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    almost 7 years ago
  • thepaleking thepaleking

    Doesn't change much to be honest, 99% marketing 1% decent phone

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    over 6 years ago
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Uber of...

Commonly used by startup founders to compare their mediocre startup or idea to the startup unicorn Uber.

Startup Founder: We're the Uber of food delivery.
VC: Uhhh... so is everyone else.

Added by ssc242 ssc242 almost 7 years ago

  • iceariel13 iceariel13

    Yep, seamless, delivery,com, munchery, caviar...the list never ends

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    almost 7 years ago
  • N.Hemingway N.Hemingway

    You should additionally add "Facebook of..." probably the most heard phrase since 2010 ;D

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    almost 7 years ago
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Pivot

We failed. Now, we're starting over, possibly with something completely different.

We started out by building a SoLoMo network for hermits. We've now pivoted to becoming the Uber of door-to-door encyclopedia sales.

Added by ryporter ryporter almost 7 years ago

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    Post Silicon Valley Move Stress Disorder (PSVMSD)

    What an investment banker experiences after moving to Silicon Valley because he is no longer at the top of the totem pole.

    Lloyd: The other day I was talking to this girl when suddenly this nerdy Facebook employee starts talking to her, not even Mark, just a regular employee... and then she completely ignores me. I work in finance. I repeat, I work in finance. I miss New York.

    Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 7 years ago

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      Bus Factor

      The number of people that need to be hit by a bus before their project is dead.

      "Our engineers work in teams of 10 for the higher bus factor"

      Added by asdf asdf almost 7 years ago

      • employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne

        It is well known that engineers make a "SPOF" sound when hit by a bus.

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        about 6 years ago
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      Zero Billion

      Any amount under 1 billion, rendering you off of Forbes billionaire's list, if you round down.

      I'm not a billionaire anymore. I'm a nine-hundred-and-eighty-sixionaire, which isn't even a fucking thing. If you round down, I have zero billion.

      Added by mczajka mczajka almost 7 years ago

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        Phone Sleep

        Refers to the one hour in bed you will spend checking your phone before you actually go to sleep.

        SAT question: If Johnny is a phone sleeper and needs to real sleep by 12am so he can wake up for a 7am interview what time does he need to get to bed?

        Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 7 years ago