This changes everything

Nothing has changed. Pure marketing

See http://svdictionary.com/words/changing-the-world

Introducing the iPhone 4. This changes everything.

Added by zazpowered almost 9 years ago

• charlesjo

  Love it. Although, I did love my iPhone 4S. And it still runs like ALL Apple products I have ever owned!

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  almost 9 years ago

• thepaleking

  Doesn't change much to be honest, 99% marketing 1% decent phone

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  over 8 years ago

Uber of...

Commonly used by startup founders to compare their mediocre startup or idea to the startup unicorn Uber.

Startup Founder: We're the Uber of food delivery.
VC: Uhhh... so is everyone else.

Added by ssc242 almost 9 years ago

• iceariel13

  Yep, seamless, delivery,com, munchery, caviar...the list never ends

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  over 8 years ago

• N.Hemingway

  You should additionally add "Facebook of..." probably the most heard phrase since 2010 ;D

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  over 8 years ago

Pivot

We failed. Now, we're starting over, possibly with something completely different.

We started out by building a SoLoMo network for hermits. We've now pivoted to becoming the Uber of door-to-door encyclopedia sales.

Added by ryporter almost 9 years ago

Post Silicon Valley Move Stress Disorder (PSVMSD)

What an investment banker experiences after moving to Silicon Valley because he is no longer at the top of the totem pole.

Lloyd: The other day I was talking to this girl when suddenly this nerdy Facebook employee starts talking to her, not even Mark, just a regular employee... and then she completely ignores me. I work in finance. I repeat, I work in finance. I miss New York.

Added by zazpowered almost 9 years ago

Bus Factor

The number of people that need to be hit by a bus before their project is dead.

"Our engineers work in teams of 10 for the higher bus factor"

Added by asdf almost 9 years ago

• employeeNumbaOne

  It is well known that engineers make a "SPOF" sound when hit by a bus.

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  almost 8 years ago

Zero Billion

Any amount under 1 billion, rendering you off of Forbes billionaire's list, if you round down.

I'm not a billionaire anymore. I'm a nine-hundred-and-eighty-sixionaire, which isn't even a fucking thing. If you round down, I have zero billion.

Added by mczajka almost 9 years ago

Phone Sleep

Refers to the one hour in bed you will spend checking your phone before you actually go to sleep.

SAT question: If Johnny is a phone sleeper and needs to real sleep by 12am so he can wake up for a 7am interview what time does he need to get to bed?

Added by zazpowered almost 9 years ago