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Caching Out

Day dreaming about old memories and fantasies.

This can also mean "to get black out drunk."

The morning dev meetings are so fucking boring. I always end up caching out thinking about the times in college where I'd ditch class to play basketball.

Added by GoogleEngineer GoogleEngineer over 8 years ago

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    The Control Alt Delete Solution

    The go to action one conducts when they have no idea how to fix something. The control-alt-delete combination is a Windows command that summons a Task Manager to help shut down any program that's bugging out.

    Added by GoogleEngineer GoogleEngineer over 8 years ago

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      Free OS Neutrality

      The stance that you honestly just don't give a fuck about which Operating System is better. Just that it comes on a computer you don't have to pay for as an employee computer.

      I was a Linux and Windows advocate all my life until Google gave me Macbook Retina. Now I abide by Free OS Neutrality.

      Added by GoogleEngineer GoogleEngineer over 8 years ago

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        Quora

        Quora is a overhyped startup unicorn that is jealous of Reddit's +500 million monthly visitors and was founded by a former Facebook employee. On Quora where you can ask questions about how to get rich, how to pitch investors and gossip about famous companies like Google, Apple and Facebook. Oh, and also stalk Jimmy Wales and Adrian Lamo.

        Now seriously: A Q&A website where you can ask questions about anything and have article-length answers written by Top Writers or Ph.D.s who spend nearly 2 hours writing superb answers full of images, graphics and details that are above your comprehension and that later will probably be posted to Gizmodo, TechCrunch, Forbes, BBC, The New York Times, Slate, Buzzfeed, Huffington and Washington Post or any other popular news-media website.

        Now seriously, seriously: A Question and Answer website where you can ask and answer questions about any topic and interact with highly intelligent people from all over the world and get happy when your content is sent on their daily email called "Quora Digest" to over a million people.

        Tired of that shit, now for real: Quora is the best place on the internet to find the best answer for your questions. (It'd certainly be if it had more users).

        Lisa: Hey, Jon, today I got over 200,000 views on my answers on Quora!
        Jon: Quora? What's Quora?
        Lisa: Quora is a website similar to Yahoo Answers where you can ask and answer a lot of interesting stuff!
        Jon: Oh, cool.
        Jon: Well, being relevant to that number of people on Twitter or Facebook is a different story, isn't it?

        Added by Sau010 Sau010 over 8 years ago

        • charlesjo charlesjo

          Quora is an excuse for bloggers who don't want to admit they blog.

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        • ybfishel ybfishel

          pity you can't post this to Quora.

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          over 8 years ago
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        Quoralin

        Starting a fight on Quora. Combines the words quarrel and Quora.

        Julie has been quoralin with a bunch of university students on her laptop all day.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 8 years ago

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          Two Comma Club

          Having an income or net worth that is equal to or greater than $1,000,000. This income or net worth generates a number that requires two commas and therefore puts the person into exclusive status as a high income earner or wealthy individual.

          John sold his company for $2,000,000 and joined the two comma club.

          Reference: http://www.twocommaclub.com/definition-of-two-comma-club/

          Added by sellingstock sellingstock over 8 years ago