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The Silicon Valley Shake

A choreographed dance entrepreneurs do in their favorite online video game after reaching major milestones in their company. Doing a dance in real life is many instances is far too awkward.

After being acquired by Twitter, Jack along with the founding team simultaneously logged onto League of Legends, typed in the /dance command together, and broadcasted it on Twitch.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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    To Pao

    To have to step down from a companies executive board at the complaint of the product's core user base.

    James got paod out of his company after continually getting in controversial flame wars with the companies customer base.

    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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    RSS

    Stands for Rich Site Summary. Often called Really Simple Syndication, it uses a family of standard web feed formats to publish frequently updated information: blog entries, news headlines, audio, video.

    Paul Graham describes Twitter in 3 words: RSS with trolls.

    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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      Pre-Revenue

      The purist form of startup. A startup that is valued for billions of dollars without recording any sales revenue. Typically, less revenue demonstrates a higher valuation by "Early Stage Investors"

      Investor: 'What's your revenue model?'
      Founder: 'At the moment, we are pre-revenue...we are focused on user acquisition and securing a unicorn valuation for our Series A'

      Added by healpay healpay almost 9 years ago

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        Rule 74

        In a every 10 engineers, one of them has contributed to the archives of Rule 34.

        Julius: Did you know that in his free time, Deron draws suggestive pictures of the characters of My Little Pony and uploads them to Deviant Art?
        Jack: He's the ninth engineer in our startup. Rule 74 man.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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          Hardware Engineer

          A generally hardworking engineer who works on designing and building physical products after years of dedication to a certain field.

          Mistakes they make are very costly since they can't recompile or release a hotfix

          Software engineer: I always wanted to do hardware but I heard it is tough

          Hardware engineer: If it was easy it would be called easyware!

          Added by Mrandrewandrade Mrandrewandrade almost 9 years ago

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            Pre-IPO Bubble

            A currently "non-occuring" speculative bubble where there is an increasing number of pre-ipo companies with ridiculous valuations which will never reach investor expectations

            Economist: it seems like the dot com bubble is happening again except companies are pre IPO

            VC: woah, this start up has expential user growth must be the next unicorn! Better invest now.

            Added by JonWilkins JonWilkins almost 9 years ago

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              Apportunity

              When a mobile app has the capability to improve or perform a commonly desired action.

              This is a great apportunity- a way to use our smart phones to decrease lines at the DMV by allowing reservations.

              Added by Robert Urban Robert Urban almost 9 years ago

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                -preneur

                The suffix you add/integrate with any noun to make it sound instantly cooler!

                Please see - intrapreneur, wantrepreneur, recesspreneur, solopreneur, mompreneur, dadpreneur, infopreneur and...

                This - http://www.forbes.com/sites/kevinkruse/2015/06/22/employee-engagement-strategy/

                Person A - Man my life sucks
                Person B - Why?
                Person A - Because I'm broke, unemployed, lost my wife, kids hate me, and worst of all! Everyone thinks I'm a total loser on Twitter, they're calling me #loserAndy
                Person B - Aw shucks my friend, that totally sucks... how about we turn that frown upside down shall we? Instead of calling yourself a loser Andy, start calling yourself a loserpreneur! At least you've got nothing to lose! #loserpreneur

                Added by tosfan4ever tosfan4ever almost 9 years ago

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                  Google Dance

                  When a website is constantly shifting organic ranking placements within the Google search engine result pages.

                  CEO- Our website is doing the "Google Dance" this month.
                  Marketing Manager-Yes, we've been "Google Dancing" like its 1999!

                  Added by DavidZ DavidZ almost 9 years ago

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                    Venture Dunce

                    A "VC" outside of the Bay Area that has little to no experience in software/hardware, enterprise, and consumer plays. Often seen funding the nth food delivery market place or Uber meets bicycles. The dumb money that keeps many startups fed.

                    Just raised $10mm from the Venture Dunce for my Uber meets Chinese food delivery. Hope he doesn't visit the Bay Area much.

                    Added by 15years 15years almost 9 years ago

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                      The Zuckerberg Like

                      When a Facebook employee reaches a major life milestone and Mark Zuckerberg has acknowledged their existence by liking their Facebook profile picture. This normally happens after their team pushes a major feature onto the Facebook web or mobile client..

                      I've been working at Facebook as a Product Manager for 3 years and I've finally gotten the Zuckerberg like. I nearly fainted. I'm going to work here until I'm dead.

                      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                        The Undernet

                        The part of the internet you can't access because you aren't a criminal or are looking for things beyond the scope of amazon.com.

                        I heard James spent an entire week trying to sell fake Dragon eggs to Russian buyers on the undernet, advertising that it was the key to taking over Europe.

                        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                          BAD

                          Broken As Designed: A product fails to perform as expected, because the company making it intentionally did it that way (either from misunderstanding, or on purpose)

                          Windows 95's auto-redial being limited to 100 redials.

                          Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper almost 9 years ago

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                            Boat Anchor

                            Computer so obsolete, It no longer Serves a purpose (i.e. Apple III's)

                            "Whoa! That's a boat anchor."

                            Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper almost 9 years ago

                            • healthdatatom healthdatatom

                              Actually the Apple III is a collector's item and sells for hundreds of dollars. The boat anchor you're looking for is the 286 PC.

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                            • iamDeveloper iamDeveloper

                              I think you get it a little wrong. 'Apple-III' is a COLLECTOR'S item/VINTAGE & hence it is not used generally or it does not serves the purpose in present time. So both Apple-III and 286 PC are Boat Anchors. :)

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                            The Drapple Music Switch

                            When one gives the impression that they'll be endorsing or working for a newer independent company, but at the last minute takes a check and signs with a larger already well-established one. The expression combines Drake, a popular hip hop artist, and Apple Music, which many rumor Drake signed with at the last minute snubbing Jay Z and his "startup" Tidal, which many are now presuming to fail.

                            Leona gave the impression that she'd be joining our startup as the new CTO, but at the last minute she pulled a Drapple Music Switch and ended up taking a job at Google X instead.

                            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                              The LinkedIn Endorsement Poke

                              When someone you barely know adds you on LinkedIn and endorses you for skills they don't even know you have in an attempt to get attention or get you to endorse them for stuff back.

                              I hate adding people on LinkedIn because I get LinkedIn Endorsement pokes as soon as I add people. I'm an Android developer and for some reason I have 40 more endorsements for Objective C then I do Android.

                              Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                                To Twinder

                                To use Twitter with the primary purpose of trying to hook up with guys or girls in a similar manner one would use Tinder.

                                Liz has been twindering all day, tweeting at Professional Golf Athletes she has a huge crushes on.

                                Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                                  Beta-Pig

                                  Some sad-sack SME client who agrees to QA your shitty, half-built, poorly-coded, likely useless, new product or functionality.

                                  See also: Pivot http://svdictionary.com/words/pivot

                                  "So you're telling me... you want to dabble outside your core business without any clear plan nor the requisite skills and use my firm as your free QA Beta-Pig? No goddamn way. Oh you won't charge us? Why didn't you say so? I'll pull our dev team off current OKRs to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. Thank you so much for thinking of us."

                                  Added by IPLobby.com IPLobby.com almost 9 years ago

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                                    Sticky

                                    Usually refers to when users' retention rate (i.e. percentage of users coming back) for a product is high.

                                    A key to creating a viral app is to make it sticky! Once users love it, they will come back and tell their friends about it.

                                    Added by svhunt svhunt almost 9 years ago