Code Crushing


Naming the variables in your code after the person you have a crush on.

Diane: Let me take a look, maybe I can help you debug.

Ryan: Wait NO!

Diane: Why is my name everywhere in your codebase.

Ryan: I've been code crushing ever since you joined the company last week. I'm just too much of a coward to tell you my feelings.

Diane: That's pretty obvious. I found you bug though. You left out a parenthesis.

Added by HalfLife3 HalfLife3 about 8 years ago