Free Swag Wardrobe

Switching between two pairs of pants per month and an assortment of free career fair company tshirts on a daily basis. This cuts costs for the wearer and makes them look like their employed (or on the path to being).

Ryan: Why are your shirts all XXL.

Laura: Rockin' my free swag wardrobe this month.

Ryan: Get it together!

Laura: Nah, a Google recruiter approached me when he saw my Twitter shirt. I have second round interview next week.

Ryan: Laziness pays off I guess...