Kale

Sometimes called "the world's healthiest food." It has become a staple for many Bay Area residents who pride themselves on living a healthy lifestyle.

It also has become a stereotypical food group subjected to highly pretentious techies and food snobs who flaunt their supposed physical and mental superiority over people.

Jack: Why do you eat so much Kale.

Ryan: Because I want everyone to know how healthy I am. Maybe Sabrina will notice me and ask me about my clean code and my clean eating habits.

Jack: Or you can go talk to her....

Ryan: No, she has to make the first move or else I'll appear to desperate.

Jack: But you are desperate...that's why you're eating so much kale.

Added by yungsnuggie over 8 years ago