Long Nail Delay


When an engineer or person working at a computer doesn't cut his finger nails and his typing speed is slowed down because of it.

Jack: Why are you working so slowly today? It took you 20 more minutes to debug Horace's shitty code today

Lou: It's Long Nail Delay, My roommate sold my nail clipper to some pervert on Craigslist.

Jack: Totally makes sense now.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 7 years ago

  • zazpowered zazpowered

    sounds really dumb but it does slow you down

    about 7 years ago