Microsoft

The company Bill Gates and Paul Allen started while stealing undocumented IP from Apple and Xerox.

Steve: You STOLE MY COMPUTER.
Bill: You stole from Xerox. I stole from a thief.

Added by yungsnuggie over 9 years ago

A global corporation that depends for its existence on the inertia of Bob in accounting (see “Excel”.)

Our CIO mandated that the entire company use Google Drive instead of Microsoft Office. He is no longer our CIO.

Added by firasd over 9 years ago

A company built around the fact that Bob from accounting exists.

Hacker 1: Are you going to Microsoft's big data hackathon?
Hacker 2: No, winning prizes are only for those who analyse csv dumps in Microsoft Excel.

Added by Mrandrewandrade over 9 years ago