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404

The lights are blinkenflashen but nobody’s home. This is usually applied to a vacant person who has no clue, with no clue that they have no clue. Named after a server response code issued when you try to visit a webpage that simply isn’t there.

Did you see Tom's last tweet? He clearly thinks UX stands for Undeniable Expert. What a 404!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee almost 6 years ago

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    Ballgrammer

    A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

    Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 6 years ago

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      Reverse Communism

      When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).

      In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.

      Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K almost 6 years ago

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        Open work space

        We cannot afford real office furniture.

        Our teams work in an open work space.

        Added by acceleweb acceleweb almost 5 years ago

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          check

          means x

          check this out

          Added by yevz yevz over 5 years ago

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            DMS

            Drunk Mouse Syndrome. A condition afflicting some users, causing them to be unable to follow the simplest of instructions.

            Dave: How did that guided demo go with the founders?
            Larry: Not so good, Tom kept closing his browser.
            Steve: Yep, he's got DMS.

            Added by doctorgee doctorgee almost 6 years ago

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              Apple Store

              The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

              Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 6 years ago

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                Great America

                The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

                Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 6 years ago

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                  LAN Party Mole

                  The person at your LAN party who uses a ridiculous portion of the bandwidth preventing everyone from playing the game they agreed to gather for.

                  I can't solo-mid with this much lag, I think Lewis is the LAN Mole. His bandwidth is over 9000

                  Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 6 years ago

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                    Customer churn

                    Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

                    Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

                    Added by blog blog about 5 years ago

                    • zazpowered zazpowered

                      We need a word for marketing through svdictionary definitions

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                    Pre-IPO

                    Who isn't?

                    Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 6 years ago