Pre-IPO

Who isn't?

Added by charlesjo over 7 years ago

CES

-standing for Consumer.Electronics.Show; the seemingly infinitely distant convention that Pied Piper will get to by season 5.

Jared: Even with 5 billion in funding we will only make it till 24 weeks before CES.

Added by whportman over 7 years ago

Microserf

An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.

Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!

Added by doctorgee over 7 years ago

Dogecoin Miner

Someone whose often delusioned, that spends immense time mining dogecoins all day

Clark is a dogecoin miner. He thinks that one day all his dogecoins will be worth thousands of dollars.

Added by yungsnuggie over 7 years ago

Kanye

noun
1. Rap artist

verb
1. to beg billionaires for money

credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653

Example:
Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.

Added by zazpowered about 7 years ago

check

means x

check this out

Added by yevz about 7 years ago

Great America

The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

Added by charlesjo over 7 years ago

Apple Store

The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

Added by charlesjo over 7 years ago

Ballgrammer

A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

Added by yungsnuggie over 7 years ago

Customer churn

Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

Added by blog almost 7 years ago

• zazpowered

  We need a word for marketing through svdictionary definitions

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  almost 7 years ago

85

Google's parking lot during commute hours.

Added by charlesjo over 7 years ago