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Machine Learning

It's exactly how it sounds. It's a subfield of computer science dealing in pattern recognition and computational learning theory in artificial intelligence.

In Silicon Valley, people hail this subfield as the leading frontier for innovation that is applicable in almost every company. Machine Learning engineers are very high in demand as the work they produce allows for products to adapt and compute at higher levels than humans can.

Jack: The best jeopordy player and the best chess player in the world are computers.
James: That's the power of machine learning, being able to adapt to situations and read more steps ahead than a human can.
Jack: Yeah but I bet he can't FEEL like I can.
James: How do you feel?
Jack: I feel like shit actually...

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    Class Shopping

    Signing up for more courses than you intend to take to scope out whether you want to keep them on your schedule.

    Jack: How was your first day?
    Pete: Pretty good, went class shopping and decided to enroll in CS150, CS162, and CS188. Dropping CS170, Math 55, and PhysicsH7C though.

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      Macgyverist Product Development

      When a founder or group of founders take code that is useless by itself, from their former products, stick it together, and make a prototype/product that is incredibly popular.

      Macgyverism is a term used to denote taking seemingly useless things to make something incredible.

      Jimmy's new iOS game, Chang goes to India, was a result of macgyverist product development where he took a bunch of useless code from his previous projects, stuck it together in an hour, and shipped it.

      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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        Product Hunt

        An app well known by tech people in Silicon Valley as a way to discover new startups and apps

        http://producthunt.com

        Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 9 years ago

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        Diversity

        Eurasia.

        Diversity. Hell yeah. Our programmers are either directly from or descendants of wide range countries all across the globe: England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Germany, Poland, Russia, India, China, Japan, Korea.

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          Pintern

          A title interns at the company Pinterest give themselves when joining the company for an internship.

          Along with the intellectual prestige that goes along with working at a brand named company like this, it's mostly used to make the intern feel cute/happy go lucky.

          Vanessa: I interned at Microsoft in Seattle this year on the Bing team. It was pretty sweet. Whad you do Pete?

          Pete: I'm GLAD you asked Vanessa! I was a PINTERN this summer. I'd go to my work in my pajamas and drink hot cocoas all day, while developing some pretty pintresting stuff.

          Vanessa: Fantastic...

          Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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            Stopping Out

            This is essentially the same thing as dropping out, except you still have the option of returning to the school you dropped out of even after a couple of years.

            Most top universities have policies allowing students to "stop out." All "dropping out" is essentially "stopping out" the major difference being that the "drop out" doesn't return.

            Jack stopped out of Berkeley after YC funded his startup, but ended up returning to school after he realized that it wasn't for him.

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              Network Effect

              The effect that a user of a product has to the value of the product to other users. In startups this commonly refers to the additional value that each customer will gain with each additional customer that the startup acquires.

              I didn't really want to use Snapchat but all of my friends use it to communicate with each other so I almost had to.

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                Zuckerberging

                The action of equating technical genius with young white males that are college dropouts.

                "This guy seems like a great fit for our team."
                "Seriously? He doesn't have a Github, are you sure you're not Zuckerberging?"

                (Credit: https://twitter.com/SaraJChipps/status/622816016226222080)

                Added by chrisarchitect chrisarchitect almost 9 years ago

                • svpro svpro

                  Of course you brought race into this...

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                Startup/Big Co Power Couple

                When one member of a relationship works at a more well-known tech company, while the other works on a startup. This ensures that the couple can at least pay rent while the other member of the relationship pursues something new.

                Because Milly works at Netflix and Erik is working in a startup revolving biotic limbs, they are are a strong startup/bigco power couple who're said to be going places while still being relatively secure.

                Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                Fuck You I Made It Burn

                When someone whose reached any level of success posts the emails, IMs, or correspondence between them and anyone whose rejected them publicly prefacing it all as motivation for others to continue working hard toward their goals.

                Man I felt so good reading Brian Chesky's, 7 Rejection's Medium post last Sunday. Reading those rejections word for word and blurring out the name of the person sending it, probably made it the best and most subtle Fuck You I Made It Burn of the year.

                https://medium.com/@bchesky/7-rejections-7d894cbaa084

                Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                  Great America

                  The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

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                    FOMO

                    FOMO = an acronym for "Fear of Missing Out"

                    The team was exhausted from attending/pitching at multiple conferences during the same week, but pressed on- motivated by FOMO that their dream angel investor might be present.

                    Added by StephanieG StephanieG almost 9 years ago

                    • @WeTeachGeeks @WeTeachGeeks

                      So many events to attend....so many clients to find...

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                    Trader Joe's

                    My other grocery store is Whole Foods.

                    Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago

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                      Fry's Electronics

                      If Costco tried to create the Apple Store...

                      Fry's Electronics is less dangerous than Game Stop but creepier than to Best Buy.

                      Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago

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                        Silicon Beach

                        Silicon Beach is the Westside region of LA that is home to over 500 tech startup companies. It mostly includes Santa Monica, Venice, Playa Vista, and Westchester.

                        Notable company offices include Google, Yahoo, YouTube, BuzzFeed, MySpace, and the Snapchat HQ.

                        My friends in Berkeley laughed at me when I told them I was interviewing at Snapchat in Silicon Beach. They kept telling me to stop dignifying LA's attempt to have any sort technological relevance. Another guy for some reason thought I said Silicone Beach, which also refers to LA.

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                          US Bitcoin Legislative Arms Race

                          This references the pressure Bitcoin startups have to show significant traction or get acquired before the United States outlaws the use of Bitcoin (whether this will or will not happen is of course debatable).

                          Look man, because of the US Bitcoin Legislative Arms Race, our job is to make enough sales and sell out before the House and Senate make some extreme move in banning Bitcoin and making our company essentially worthless here in the US. I don't want to move to Greece man.

                          Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago

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                            Apple Store

                            The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

                            Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago

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                              Pre-IPO

                              Who isn't?

                              Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago

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                                MBP (aka MacBook Pro)

                                High end backup battery charger for iPhone. Also can be used to browse web super-fast. Insurance for those who may one day need to render and edit their blockbuster film although likely, Apple will have introduced a much better machine by then.

                                http://startupstudygroup.com/glossary/#comment-35

                                Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 9 years ago