Three Commas Club

Three commas to imply a billion dollars as $1,000,000,000 has 3 commas. To be in the three commas club is to be a billionaire.

Richard’s literalness remains the one thing to rattle Russ. “You know what has three commas in it, Richard?” “A sentence with two appositive phrases in it?”


Added by arunaharsa arunaharsa almost 5 years ago



    Quora is a overhyped startup unicorn that is jealous of Reddit's +500 million monthly visitors and was founded by a former Facebook employee. On Quora where you can ask questions about how to get rich, how to pitch investors and gossip about famous companies like Google, Apple and Facebook. Oh, and also stalk Jimmy Wales and Adrian Lamo.

    Now seriously: A Q&A website where you can ask questions about anything and have article-length answers written by Top Writers or Ph.D.s who spend nearly 2 hours writing superb answers full of images, graphics and details that are above your comprehension and that later will probably be posted to Gizmodo, TechCrunch, Forbes, BBC, The New York Times, Slate, Buzzfeed, Huffington and Washington Post or any other popular news-media website.

    Now seriously, seriously: A Question and Answer website where you can ask and answer questions about any topic and interact with highly intelligent people from all over the world and get happy when your content is sent on their daily email called "Quora Digest" to over a million people.

    Tired of that shit, now for real: Quora is the best place on the internet to find the best answer for your questions. (It'd certainly be if it had more users).

    Lisa: Hey, Jon, today I got over 200,000 views on my answers on Quora!
    Jon: Quora? What's Quora?
    Lisa: Quora is a website similar to Yahoo Answers where you can ask and answer a lot of interesting stuff!
    Jon: Oh, cool.
    Jon: Well, being relevant to that number of people on Twitter or Facebook is a different story, isn't it?

    Added by Sau010 Sau010 almost 5 years ago

    • charlesjo charlesjo

      Quora is an excuse for bloggers who don't want to admit they blog.

      almost 5 years ago
    • ybfishel ybfishel

      pity you can't post this to Quora.

      over 4 years ago

    Tres Commas

    Spanish for three commas as in 1 billion dollars or $1,000,000,000

    After the IPO of his company Matthew is now part of the tres commas club

    Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago



      Cryptocurrency featuring the Shiba Inu dog on a golden coin as its logo.


      Added by svhunt svhunt almost 5 years ago



        To undermine the confidence of somebody to gain advantage in a situation. On Silicon Valley, VC firms neg Richard to bring down the valuation of Pied Piper but Erlich counters by "negging the neg" to create funding demand for their startup.


        Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago


          This Guy Fucks

          Made popular by Russ Hanneman on the Silicon Valley show. It is just something to say when you want to mess with somebody. Meaningless. Could also mean this guy has a lot of sex but its impossible to tell.


          Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago


            Product Hunt

            An app well known by tech people in Silicon Valley as a way to discover new startups and apps


            Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago


            Junior Software Engineer

            An engineer that fixes bugs and writes tests.

            Tim: I've just been fixing typos and writing tests for all the shitty code other engineers are putting out. When will I do real work?
            Harold: Shut up and keep working

            Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago

            • memobug memobug

              the example doesn't use the term

              almost 5 years ago
            • chipchop chipchop

              @memobug true. For some definitions using the actual word made the example flow a little worse so I leave it out if it's obvious. What do you think?

              almost 5 years ago

            Beast Mode

            Partially derived from the sports world (Marshawn Lynch going beast mode in the NFL). It is when you are super busy and have deadlines. You put on earplugs/headphones and drink caffeine in an attempt to knock out work/coding.

            Did you see Rohan? He went beast mode on that compiler program today and finished it on time.
            Man! Andrew went beastmode on my escalated technical cases today. Awesome!

            Added by famartinez famartinez almost 5 years ago


              Man Jose

              Man Jose refers to the city of San Jose, located within Silicon Valley, which contains a large number of male Software Engineers.

              Sam: Why can't I find a nice girl to go out with?
              Mark: What did you expect? You live in Man Jose.

              Added by xmangoslushie xmangoslushie almost 5 years ago



                FOMO = an acronym for "Fear of Missing Out"

                The team was exhausted from attending/pitching at multiple conferences during the same week, but pressed on- motivated by FOMO that their dream angel investor might be present.

                Added by StephanieG StephanieG almost 5 years ago

                • @WeTeachGeeks @WeTeachGeeks

                  So many events to attend....so many clients to find...

                  almost 5 years ago

                Post Silicon Valley Move Stress Disorder (PSVMSD)

                What an investment banker experiences after moving to Silicon Valley because he is no longer at the top of the totem pole.

                Lloyd: The other day I was talking to this girl when suddenly this nerdy Facebook employee starts talking to her, not even Mark, just a regular employee... and then she completely ignores me. I work in finance. I repeat, I work in finance. I miss New York.

                Added by zazpowered zazpowered almost 5 years ago


                  Code Couple

                  Programming partners (in work or school) that are also involved with one another romantically.

                  Jeremy and Liz are the hottest code couple at Stanford. I hear after finishing their compilers projects they hold hands and read quantum computing books until both their bodies are exhausted.

                  Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago


                    CS Fix My Shit Fallacy

                    The false assumption that anyone who can code or has a computer science degree can fix your computer or any household electronics.

                    Marco: Hey you study Computerz at that fancy university don' you? Could you fix my toaster?

                    Julian: Hell no. Why would I know how to do something like that.

                    Marco: Because computerz are basically more advance toasterz.

                    Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago


                      Technical Debt

                      Reason you give for not shipping shit

                      We have a bunch of technical debt we have to work resolve before we can ship X new feature

                      Added by Flacko Flacko almost 5 years ago



                        The suffix you add/integrate with any noun to make it sound instantly cooler!

                        Please see - intrapreneur, wantrepreneur, recesspreneur, solopreneur, mompreneur, dadpreneur, infopreneur and...

                        This - http://www.forbes.com/sites/kevinkruse/2015/06/22/employee-engagement-strategy/

                        Person A - Man my life sucks
                        Person B - Why?
                        Person A - Because I'm broke, unemployed, lost my wife, kids hate me, and worst of all! Everyone thinks I'm a total loser on Twitter, they're calling me #loserAndy
                        Person B - Aw shucks my friend, that totally sucks... how about we turn that frown upside down shall we? Instead of calling yourself a loser Andy, start calling yourself a loserpreneur! At least you've got nothing to lose! #loserpreneur

                        Added by tosfan4ever tosfan4ever almost 5 years ago



                          Social + Local + Mobile; interachangeable with LoSoMo, LoMoSo, MoSoLo, MoLoSo or SoMoLo.

                          In other words - a company who's product is generic as fuck!


                          Added by tosfan4ever tosfan4ever almost 5 years ago


                            The Rift

                            A title given to denote virtual reality. Popularized by people who have spent immense amounts of time in an Oculus Rift headset and were unable to fully communicate the things they had seen and experienced while present in what they consider a different realm.

                            Recruiter: Why should we hire you for our VR division?

                            Jack: Aye. In my time I have seen many things in the Rift. Things the likes of you, could never imagine...

                            Recruiter: Why are you crying?

                            Jack: I held my virtual daughter in my arms as the light vanished from her eyes. I fought dragons in Russia trying to protect the refugees of a city that's now burnt to the ground. I spent almost two years in isolation in the Rift reading about the ancient tombs of Java Script and Lisp. I'm hoping that this position will help me forget about my past. My time in the Rift.

                            Recruiter: Why am I crying...

                            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago


                              Rental Property

                              The only real way to make money in Silicon Valley.

                              Owning Silicon Valley rental property sure beats working for a living!

                              Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K almost 5 years ago


                                Vestigial Code

                                A code probably once served a purpose, but doesn't anymore. You're afraid of removing it because after years it just looks right the way it is.

                                In evolutionary biology vestigial organs are the ones an organism probably once used but no longer serve a purpose today.

                                James: Dude help me debug my new one button app, "Dude."
                                Zeeshan: What is all this? None of it serves a purpose.
                                James: It's vestigial code that makes gives me confidence when making something new. I've just built everything on top of my dayspan code from freshman year until now. I commented it out, don't worry.
                                Zeeshan: You're a terrible human being, you know that?

                                Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago