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Pre-IPO

Who isn't?

Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 7 years ago

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    CES

    -standing for Consumer.Electronics.Show; the seemingly infinitely distant convention that Pied Piper will get to by season 5.

    Jared: Even with 5 billion in funding we will only make it till 24 weeks before CES.

    Added by whportman whportman almost 7 years ago

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      Microserf

      An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.

      Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
      Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
      Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!

      Added by doctorgee doctorgee almost 7 years ago

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        Dogecoin Miner

        Someone whose often delusioned, that spends immense time mining dogecoins all day

        Clark is a dogecoin miner. He thinks that one day all his dogecoins will be worth thousands of dollars.

        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 7 years ago

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          Kanye

          noun
          1. Rap artist

          verb
          1. to beg billionaires for money

          credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653

          Example:
          Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.

          Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 6 years ago

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            check

            means x

            check this out

            Added by yevz yevz over 6 years ago

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              Great America

              The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

              Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 7 years ago

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                Apple Store

                The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

                Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 7 years ago

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                  Ballgrammer

                  A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

                  Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

                  Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 7 years ago

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                    Customer churn

                    Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

                    Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

                    Added by blog blog about 6 years ago

                    • zazpowered zazpowered

                      We need a word for marketing through svdictionary definitions

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                    85

                    Google's parking lot during commute hours.

                    Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 7 years ago