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DMS

Drunk Mouse Syndrome. A condition afflicting some users, causing them to be unable to follow the simplest of instructions.

Dave: How did that guided demo go with the founders?
Larry: Not so good, Tom kept closing his browser.
Steve: Yep, he's got DMS.

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 4 years ago

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check

means x

check this out

Added by yevz yevz almost 4 years ago

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Apple Store

The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 4 years ago

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Great America

The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 4 years ago

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Reverse Communism

When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).

In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.

Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K over 4 years ago

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Customer churn

Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

Added by blog blog over 3 years ago

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LAN Party Mole

The person at your LAN party who uses a ridiculous portion of the bandwidth preventing everyone from playing the game they agreed to gather for.

I can't solo-mid with this much lag, I think Lewis is the LAN Mole. His bandwidth is over 9000

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 4 years ago

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Emacs Pinky

Repetitive strain injury caused by constant use of one's "pinky finger" when using modifier keys in Emacs. This term has been adopted by developers using other editors or IDEs due to frequent use of quotes, ticks, braces, colon, semi-colon. etc. as they are dependent upon the use of the right hand pinky.

God I hate you PHP! Every day I have Emacs pinky because every line requires at least five keystrokes with my right hand's little finger.

Added by Mowaterfowl Mowaterfowl over 1 year ago

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MBP (aka MacBook Pro)

High end backup battery charger for iPhone. Also can be used to browse web super-fast. Insurance for those who may one day need to render and edit their blockbuster film although likely, Apple will have introduced a much better machine by then.

http://startupstudygroup.com/glossary/#comment-35

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 4 years ago

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Yahoo

Best Yahoo Customer Care Support at Yahoo Support Number. Call our Toll Free Yahoo Contact Number for resolving YAHOO problems with YAHOO 0800 910 1016 UK.

We at Yahoo Support bring free technical support to those users who consistently use the Yahoo Services in their device. We have a team of dedicated professionals to resolve all those technical issues hampering your work and help you out with great administrations, flexibility for those who face any kind issue in their Yahoo mail account.
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Added by seofortech seofortech over 3 years ago

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Microserf

An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.

Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 4 years ago