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CES

-standing for Consumer.Electronics.Show; the seemingly infinitely distant convention that Pied Piper will get to by season 5.

Jared: Even with 5 billion in funding we will only make it till 24 weeks before CES.

Added by whportman whportman almost 4 years ago

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MBP (aka MacBook Pro)

High end backup battery charger for iPhone. Also can be used to browse web super-fast. Insurance for those who may one day need to render and edit their blockbuster film although likely, Apple will have introduced a much better machine by then.

http://startupstudygroup.com/glossary/#comment-35

Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 4 years ago

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Dogecoin Miner

Someone whose often delusioned, that spends immense time mining dogecoins all day

Clark is a dogecoin miner. He thinks that one day all his dogecoins will be worth thousands of dollars.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 4 years ago

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DMS

Drunk Mouse Syndrome. A condition afflicting some users, causing them to be unable to follow the simplest of instructions.

Dave: How did that guided demo go with the founders?
Larry: Not so good, Tom kept closing his browser.
Steve: Yep, he's got DMS.

Added by doctorgee doctorgee almost 4 years ago

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check

means x

check this out

Added by yevz yevz over 3 years ago

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Open work space

We cannot afford real office furniture.

Our teams work in an open work space.

Added by acceleweb acceleweb over 2 years ago

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Customer churn

Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

Added by blog blog almost 3 years ago

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    We need a word for marketing through svdictionary definitions

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Apple Store

The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 4 years ago

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Great America

The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 4 years ago

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Emacs Pinky

Repetitive strain injury caused by constant use of one's "pinky finger" when using modifier keys in Emacs. This term has been adopted by developers using other editors or IDEs due to frequent use of quotes, ticks, braces, colon, semi-colon. etc. as they are dependent upon the use of the right hand pinky.

God I hate you PHP! Every day I have Emacs pinky because every line requires at least five keystrokes with my right hand's little finger.

Added by Mowaterfowl Mowaterfowl about 1 year ago

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85

Google's parking lot during commute hours.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 3 years ago

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