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Virtual Christmas

Simulating the perfect holiday on one's VR helmet sitting alone in one's apartment.

http://churchm.ag/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/TheGreatestGift.jpg

I decided to cancel my trip back home, break up with my girlfriend, and have a Virtual Christmas this year.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 3 years ago

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Engineer Musk

The smell an engineer has after hours of intense programming.

Julia, a local founder hounder, loves targeting men and women at bars who exude a strong engineer musk.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 2 years ago

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Bubble

Refers to the collective group of software companies whose worth is perceived to be lower than their labeled valuations.

Jeff: You got funded because we're in a bubble. On demand cat food isn't worth 50 million dollars.

Ryan: What bubble? Cat food is a billion dollar industry.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 3 years ago

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Fireside Chat

A Silicon Valley ritual/circlejerk in which someone somewhat successful gets asked questions by a young upstart you never end up hearing from again.

Just spent my day attending fireside chat's in SF. I feel so motivated now I'm gonna play 20 hours of League of Legends.

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Changing Ms to Bs

When setting a valuation to ones industry, this refers to changing the numbers on one's presentation slides to reflect that the industry they are disrupting is worth billions not millions. Investors aren't looking to put money in million dollar companies as much as they are ready to invest in potential billion dollar ones.

"Back then I didn't know what the hell a Pitch Deck was. Sam Altman looked at my slides and told me to change all the ms to bs because thats the only thing that interests investors. "

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 3 years ago

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Hipster Designer Fallacy

Refers to non-technical, founders whose best abilities lie in intangible abilities versus testable ones. They focus on the overall product versus individual features.

Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Inc. and Brian Chensky, founder of AirBNB, are self-proclaimed design founders.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 3 years ago

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Stack

Shorthand for Stackoverflow, the question and answer site for professional and enthusiast programmers.

A: "I just cannot figure out how I'm supposed to get this gulp task to work!"
B: "Did you check Stack? Looks like a common enough problem."
A: "Good point, I'll ask Stack."

Added by picopallasi picopallasi over 3 years ago

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Developing for Ghosts

Making stuff for people who may or may not exist.

As a potential investor for his company, I can't tell if Stevie is making something for people in need or he's just guessing by developing for ghosts

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 2 years ago

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Agile

Agile development is a phrase used in software development to describe methodologies for incremental software development.

Instead of using PRINCE2 methodology. Lets use Agile development.

Added by callum000 callum000 over 3 years ago

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Wung It

Coming up with stuff on the spot usually to one's success. Another of saying winged it.

Julie: How did the meeting go?

Arlan: Didn't really prepare, I wung it and landed the deal.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 2 years ago

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Leaning In

When someone flamboyantly promotes and espouses feminism in an attempt to get laid.

Jonathan if you want to get women to like you, stop being such a pretentious asshole and start leaning in for once.

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Pre-IPO

Who isn't?

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 3 years ago

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Yahoo

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Added by seofortech seofortech almost 3 years ago

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LAN Party Mole

The person at your LAN party who uses a ridiculous portion of the bandwidth preventing everyone from playing the game they agreed to gather for.

I can't solo-mid with this much lag, I think Lewis is the LAN Mole. His bandwidth is over 9000

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Microserf

An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.

Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 3 years ago

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Kanye

noun
1. Rap artist

verb
1. to beg billionaires for money

credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653

Example:
Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 3 years ago

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Ballgrammer

A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 3 years ago

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Reverse Communism

When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).

In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.

Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K over 3 years ago

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404

The lights are blinkenflashen but nobody’s home. This is usually applied to a vacant person who has no clue, with no clue that they have no clue. Named after a server response code issued when you try to visit a webpage that simply isn’t there.

Did you see Tom's last tweet? He clearly thinks UX stands for Undeniable Expert. What a 404!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 3 years ago

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mshebere

a strong guy

John is very mshebere nowdays

Added by biggo6 biggo6 almost 3 years ago

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