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check

means x

check this out

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Great America

The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

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MBP (aka MacBook Pro)

High end backup battery charger for iPhone. Also can be used to browse web super-fast. Insurance for those who may one day need to render and edit their blockbuster film although likely, Apple will have introduced a much better machine by then.

http://startupstudygroup.com/glossary/#comment-35

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Reverse Communism

When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).

In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.

Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K over 1 year ago

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LAN Party Mole

The person at your LAN party who uses a ridiculous portion of the bandwidth preventing everyone from playing the game they agreed to gather for.

I can't solo-mid with this much lag, I think Lewis is the LAN Mole. His bandwidth is over 9000

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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mshebere

a strong guy

John is very mshebere nowdays

Added by biggo6 biggo6 12 months ago

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DMS

Drunk Mouse Syndrome. A condition afflicting some users, causing them to be unable to follow the simplest of instructions.

Dave: How did that guided demo go with the founders?
Larry: Not so good, Tom kept closing his browser.
Steve: Yep, he's got DMS.

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 1 year ago

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85

Google's parking lot during commute hours.

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Dogecoin Miner

Someone whose often delusioned, that spends immense time mining dogecoins all day

Clark is a dogecoin miner. He thinks that one day all his dogecoins will be worth thousands of dollars.

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Microserf

An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.

Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 1 year ago

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Ballgrammer

A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

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Yahoo

Best Yahoo Customer Care Support at Yahoo Support Number. Call our Toll Free Yahoo Contact Number for resolving YAHOO problems with YAHOO 0800 910 1016 UK.

We at Yahoo Support bring free technical support to those users who consistently use the Yahoo Services in their device. We have a team of dedicated professionals to resolve all those technical issues hampering your work and help you out with great administrations, flexibility for those who face any kind issue in their Yahoo mail account.
For more details please visit at http://www.yahoocustomerservice.uk/

Added by seofortech seofortech 11 months ago

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404

The lights are blinkenflashen but nobody’s home. This is usually applied to a vacant person who has no clue, with no clue that they have no clue. Named after a server response code issued when you try to visit a webpage that simply isn’t there.

Did you see Tom's last tweet? He clearly thinks UX stands for Undeniable Expert. What a 404!

Added by doctorgee doctorgee over 1 year ago

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Pre-IPO

Who isn't?

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Open work space

We cannot afford real office furniture.

Our teams work in an open work space.

Added by acceleweb acceleweb 7 months ago

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CES

-standing for Consumer.Electronics.Show; the seemingly infinitely distant convention that Pied Piper will get to by season 5.

Jared: Even with 5 billion in funding we will only make it till 24 weeks before CES.

Added by whportman whportman over 1 year ago

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Kanye

noun
1. Rap artist

verb
1. to beg billionaires for money

credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653

Example:
Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.

Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 1 year ago

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Customer churn

Customer churn refers to when a customer (player, subscriber, user, etc.) ceases his or her relationship with a company. Online businesses typically treat a customer as churned once a particular amount of time has elapsed since the customer's last interaction with the site or service.

Sky customer services uses a newer and far more accurate approach to customer churn prediction: at the core of Sky’s ability to accurately predict which customers will churn is a unique method of calculating customer lifetime value for each and every customer. - http://qwikfix.co.uk/sky-customer-services/

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Apple Store

The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 1 year ago

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