Ten Dollar Solution
Anything that works infinitely better than that "new thing" and the superior technology is at least 30 years old.
Trying to follow a ballgame on a Real Audio plugin vs. a ten dollar transistor radio.
iamDeveloper over 9 years agoBoard Member
A member in a company that is partially responsible for all the major decisions in a company like who is CEO, who to acquire or be acquired by, and who to raise money from. The more seats a board member has, the more power they wield within the company.
Vinny's investor is a board member with 3 seats at his VRfeet startup. Vinny is CEO but he pretty much works for him.
yungsnuggie almost 9 years agoEskimo Startup
Eskimo startup - (def) A startup which is attempting to sell a product the market understands better than the startup itself, that the market doesn't need or of which it already has a plentiful supply.
"It was an eskimo startup. They were trying to sell ice to eskimos, it was impossible to succeed"
BigSlowTarget over 8 years agoAngel Investor
The typical Angel Investor can be found in its natural habit, either grazing in the open pastures of tech conferences or herding in secret groups with other Angel Investors. If you happen to be lucky enough to encounter an Angel Investor in the wild, don't try to feed it with Buzzwords as it would run away. Instead, be honest and and try to listen more than you speak.
Hannah: Duuude, I met this Angel Investor at the conference last week and it was sooo cool! I even got a picture Jack: Woah! They really do have wings
willgr81 almost 9 years agoEngineer Musk
The smell an engineer has after hours of intense programming.
Julia, a local founder hounder, loves targeting men and women at bars who exude a strong engineer musk.
yungsnuggie almost 9 years ago
Daily Active Users
Number of people who visit your app every day. Usually more important than Active Installs.
Joe: We have 10,000,000 installs. Kal: How many Daily Active Users do you have? Joe: 100
yungsnuggie almost 9 years agoWhale
A term borrowed from the gambling world to refer to higher rollers that drop a lot of cash and make casinos a ton of money. In Silicon Valley, whale refers to high rollers in mobile games. Zynga, Supercell and other mobile gaming companies make most of their money from whales as less than 3% of freemium game players spend any money on in-app purchases.
Richard: Lets make our game free so we can attract the most number of downloads and hope that a good percentage of our players convert into whales.
zazpowered over 9 years agoOn-demand Worker
An on-demand worker is someone employed by an on-demand company such as Uber, Lyft, Instacart or Postmates although many on-demand workers work for a few of these companies concurrently. They are usually 1099 workers or independent contractors and do not get the same company benefits such as healthcare and PTO that full time employees enjoy. Companies hire on-demand workers for flexibility, to save money and to have less liability.
Tim: Although being an on-demand worker affords me fewer benefits I kinda like it because I can set my own hours and learn how to code on the side.
zazpowered over 9 years agoOski Eyes
When an engineering student (primarily UC Berkeley students) tries to talk to a girl but ends up frowning and giving her an awkward vibe because he is too scared to say anything. This is mostly done out of innocence and fear.
Cindy was really interested in meeting my friend Brian, but since she was the first girl he'd talked to in months he ended up giving her Oski eyes and scaring her off. She's over there talking to that Haashole Brad now.
yungsnuggie over 9 years agoNet 30
I hope this fly-by-night startup pays me before my rent check is due.
Founder: "And how fast do I need to pay you?"
Freelancer crosses fingers for luck.
Freelancer: "Oh, it's Net 30."
employeeNumbaOne over 9 years agoDatabase Problem
A classification of any problem which makes the speaker sound more intelligent by reframing the discussion while often resulting in no constructive next steps.
Q: I can't figure out how to get my startup to grow faster.
A: It's actually just a database problem.
jbark55 about 9 years agoReverse Communism
When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).
In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.
FuctCo5K over 9 years ago404
The lights are blinkenflashen but nobody’s home. This is usually applied to a vacant person who has no clue, with no clue that they have no clue. Named after a server response code issued when you try to visit a webpage that simply isn’t there.
Did you see Tom's last tweet? He clearly thinks UX stands for Undeniable Expert. What a 404!
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seofortech almost 9 years agoLAN Party Mole
The person at your LAN party who uses a ridiculous portion of the bandwidth preventing everyone from playing the game they agreed to gather for.
I can't solo-mid with this much lag, I think Lewis is the LAN Mole. His bandwidth is over 9000
yungsnuggie over 9 years ago
Microserf
An individual so utterly loyal to a particular operating system or platform that they have achieved a state of religious zeal. Microserfs typically drool in response to a rigged demo.
Dave: How did it go over at the DMV, are they interested?
Larry: No good, their guy Tom says they don't "believe" in Open Source. Says they want us to do it in Silverlight.
Steve: They're all a bunch of microserfs over there!
doctorgee over 9 years agoKanye
noun
1. Rap artist
verb
1. to beg billionaires for money
credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653
Example:
Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.
zazpowered about 9 years ago