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Daily Active Users

Number of people who visit your app every day. Usually more important than Active Installs.

Joe: We have 10,000,000 installs.

Kal: How many Daily Active Users do you have?

Joe: 100

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 4 years ago

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    Andrew Andrade

    Canada's co-op (intern) student of the year.

    Andrew: "Oh man, I wish I was Andrew Andrade"
    Not Andrew: "That's such an Andrew Andrade way of thinking"

    Added by Stroodlemuffin Stroodlemuffin almost 5 years ago

    • zazpowered zazpowered

      This must be Andrew then?

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    • Mrandrewandrade Mrandrewandrade

      Nope, not me. Either one of my bros, one of the members of my hate club, one of the members of my fan club, but most likely some weird combo of all three.

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      over 4 years ago
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    Engineer Unicorn (2)

    An engineer that is competent, good looking, dresses well, looks like a white horse and has a horn growing from his forehead.

    John: How come no other engineers are like David?
    Mary: He's an engineer unicorn. They are rare.

    Added by hugo hugo almost 3 years ago

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      The 'Porn At The End Of The Tunnel' VR Hypothesis

      The hypothesis that says that no matter HOW good or bad VR software is developed, VR pornography will pave the way for the platform's future.

      Sora: VR is just a fad. People are not going to want to spend more than a month using it. It's a pain to use and it makes me sick to be in their for too long. LETS STOP DEVELOPING FOR VR PLATFORMS. THEY'RE NEVER GONNA SUCCEED.

      Wang: Stop thinking rationally and just remember the 'porn at the end of the tunnel.'

      Sora: You're right. I'm getting back to work.

      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 4 years ago

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      Product/market fit

      Conversation starter.

      Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 5 years ago

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        Up and to the Right

        An incredible growth curve in your business metrics. Also known as a Hockey Stick curve.

        Squeeze the X-axis until your growth curve is Up and to the Right.

        Added by firasd firasd almost 5 years ago

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          subversives

          tending or intending to subvert or overthrow, destroy, or undermine an established or existing system, especially a legally constituted government or a set of beliefs. noun. a person who adopts subversive principles or policies.

          I believe in the power of startups and want to build amazing products with passionate subversives

          Added by mmontagna mmontagna about 3 years ago

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            Fireside Chat

            A Silicon Valley ritual/circlejerk in which someone somewhat successful gets asked questions by a young upstart you never end up hearing from again.

            Just spent my day attending fireside chat's in SF. I feel so motivated now I'm gonna play 20 hours of League of Legends.

            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 3 years ago

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            Techie Scum

            A term often used when trying to angrily describe software engineers or people who work at software companies.

            This term is usually coupled with stereotypes such as wearing a hoodie, consuming kale, drinking Philz or Bluebottle coffee, rimmed glasses, gentrification, etc.

            Lewis: My rent is going up by 500$ this year. What in the fuck is happening.

            Ray: It's because of the horde of techie scum that's moved in this month.

            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago

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              Malware Engineer

              An asshole software engineer who creates malware (programs that attack your computer to display advertisements and unwanted pop ups).

              Satish: One of my students was a malware engineer who installed malware on my computer after emailing me his homework. Now whenever I plug my Mac into the projector during lecture, Live Jasmine popups keep showing up.

              Ryan: Uhh...that's because you have this tab open right here on chrome.

              Satish: You weren't supposed to see that.

              Added by GoogleEngineer GoogleEngineer almost 5 years ago

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                Covfefe

                Coverage.

                Word was first used by the forty-fifth president of the United States on an online news and social networking service called Twitter, where users post and interact with messages called "tweets", restricted to 140 characters. Twitter was created by four nerds Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams who never dreamed their network would result in the birth of words like this.

                Ex1: Uber has been getting alot of bad covfefe lately

                Ex2: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

                Ex3: Ray J leaked his sex tape with Kim Kardashian because he wanted to hurt her tabloid press covfefe. Ironically it ended up making her one of the most famous reality TV stars in the world.

                Added by covfefelord covfefelord almost 3 years ago

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                  Andreessen Voodoo

                  Drawing facial pictures on eggs to make them look like venture capitalist Marc Andreessen. Entrepreneurs then worship the eggs, hoping they can grow to unicorn status.

                  Every night before going to be Kamdesh engaged in Andreessen Voodoo hoping that his pitch would go well the following week.

                  Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 4 years ago

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                  DMS

                  Drunk Mouse Syndrome. A condition afflicting some users, causing them to be unable to follow the simplest of instructions.

                  Dave: How did that guided demo go with the founders?
                  Larry: Not so good, Tom kept closing his browser.
                  Steve: Yep, he's got DMS.

                  Added by doctorgee doctorgee almost 5 years ago

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                    Apple Store

                    The world famous religious center where a simple walk through will clear your mind and spirit and make you realize that there is a God.

                    Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 5 years ago

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                      Great America

                      The Disneyland of Silicon Valley.

                      Added by charlesjo charlesjo almost 5 years ago

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                        Ballgrammer

                        A programmer who is obsessed with basketball and doesn't fully identify as a brogrammer. To ballgramers, ball (outside the office) is life.

                        Jalen is such a ballgrammer, he dunked during pickup yesterday and skipped work today to go to the Warriors parade.

                        Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 5 years ago

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                          Yahoo

                          Best Yahoo Customer Care Support at Yahoo Support Number. Call our Toll Free Yahoo Contact Number for resolving YAHOO problems with YAHOO 0800 910 1016 UK.

                          We at Yahoo Support bring free technical support to those users who consistently use the Yahoo Services in their device. We have a team of dedicated professionals to resolve all those technical issues hampering your work and help you out with great administrations, flexibility for those who face any kind issue in their Yahoo mail account.
                          For more details please visit at http://www.yahoocustomerservice.uk/

                          Added by seofortech seofortech about 4 years ago

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                            Emacs Pinky

                            Repetitive strain injury caused by constant use of one's "pinky finger" when using modifier keys in Emacs. This term has been adopted by developers using other editors or IDEs due to frequent use of quotes, ticks, braces, colon, semi-colon. etc. as they are dependent upon the use of the right hand pinky.

                            God I hate you PHP! Every day I have Emacs pinky because every line requires at least five keystrokes with my right hand's little finger.

                            Added by Mowaterfowl Mowaterfowl about 2 years ago

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                              Kanye

                              noun
                              1. Rap artist

                              verb
                              1. to beg billionaires for money

                              credit: https://twitter.com/rklau/status/699122149701787653

                              Example:
                              Jeb Bush really kanyed ahead of the SC primary.

                              Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 4 years ago

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                                Reverse Communism

                                When money is taken from venture capitalists and other wealthy types, and given to coders. Profitability is a vague thing that will happen sometime in the distant future (maybe).

                                In 1991 communism was defeated, only four years later, the spectre of Reverse Communism haunted the SF bay area from 1995 until the spring of 2001.

                                Added by FuctCo5K FuctCo5K almost 5 years ago