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Trader Joe's

My other grocery store is Whole Foods.

Added by charlesjo charlesjo over 2 years ago

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Developing for Ghosts

Making stuff for people who may or may not exist.

As a potential investor for his company, I can't tell if Stevie is making something for people in need or he's just guessing by developing for ghosts

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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Unlimited vacation and sick days policy

We don't want to pay out if you quit or get terminated on your vacation or sick days left over, if we had a policy.

We provide unlimited vacation and sick days. If you're sick, stay home! If you want to take days off, go ahead!

Added by acceleweb acceleweb over 1 year ago

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Bachelor's Degree

An academic degree which typically consists of about 40 college classes in a particular field of study. Much like a startup, it is typically either undervalued (by the uneducated) or overvalued (by zealous parents) rather than being appreciated in equanimity as a testament to consistent work under an educational institution. Also known as Peter Thiel's Kryptonite

Harold: So I see that you got a Bachelor's Degree just last year?

Katelyn: Yes, in Electrical Engineering

Harold: Hmm, so can you use Linux?

Katelyn: ...

Added by willgr81 willgr81 over 1 year ago

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Virtual Christmas

Simulating the perfect holiday on one's VR helmet sitting alone in one's apartment.

http://churchm.ag/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/TheGreatestGift.jpg

I decided to cancel my trip back home, break up with my girlfriend, and have a Virtual Christmas this year.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 2 years ago

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Linux Minters

Engineers whose preference in OS is the Linux Mint operating system. They are irrationally smart and work so fast that they are said to literally mint code like machines.

Jeremy is a Linux Minter who refused to use the Macbook Pro his office gave him, and instead uses his PC that has a vanilla version of Linux Mint installed.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 2 years ago

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Board Member

A member in a company that is partially responsible for all the major decisions in a company like who is CEO, who to acquire or be acquired by, and who to raise money from. The more seats a board member has, the more power they wield within the company.

Vinny's investor is a board member with 3 seats at his VRfeet startup. Vinny is CEO but he pretty much works for him.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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Wung It

Coming up with stuff on the spot usually to one's success. Another of saying winged it.

Julie: How did the meeting go?

Arlan: Didn't really prepare, I wung it and landed the deal.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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Perceived Value Pricing

Gauging the pricing of one's product based on how much people THINK it's worth.

RocketSpoon used perceived value pricing to justify the increase in price for their product because they were the only food delivery platform in their area that delivered airline quality food within the smallest time window.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 2 years ago

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Leaning In

When someone flamboyantly promotes and espouses feminism in an attempt to get laid.

Jonathan if you want to get women to like you, stop being such a pretentious asshole and start leaning in for once.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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Unapologetically Plastic

Almost every tech billionaire in Silicon Valley.

Jony Ive, Travis Kalanick, Evan Spiegel, Eric Schmidt et al.

Added by That_Guy That_Guy over 2 years ago

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Technical Bankruptcy

The accumulation of so much technical debt that it would be faster to start from scratch rather than trying to fix it.
Word proposed by Iheanyi Ekechukwu on https://twitter.com/kwuchu/status/625786816965160961

Ok guys, we're done with this legacy code. Technical bankruptcy needs to happen. Let's start from scratch.

Added by svhunt svhunt over 2 years ago

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They Took Our Jobs

A popular double entendre referencing a redneck slogan of immigrant labor replacing US jobs and the passing of Steve Jobs.

Zeeshan: I hate the IPhone 6.

Matt: They took our Jobs...

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie almost 2 years ago

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Hype Parasite App

When an app developer sees an app getting a ton of downloads and attention on the App Store and decides to make a copy cat version of the app to ride on the hype train.

Flappy Bird apps, 2048 apps, Pokemon GO tracker apps

Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 1 year ago

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Up and to the Right

An incredible growth curve in your business metrics. Also known as a Hockey Stick curve.

Squeeze the X-axis until your growth curve is Up and to the Right.

Added by firasd firasd over 2 years ago

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Database Problem

A classification of any problem which makes the speaker sound more intelligent by reframing the discussion while often resulting in no constructive next steps.

Q: I can't figure out how to get my startup to grow faster.
A: It's actually just a database problem.

Added by jbark55 jbark55 almost 2 years ago

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ARR

Short for Annual Recurring Revenue

Typically this refers to the recurring revenue per customer. Total recurring revenue / # of customers.

Me: My startup is killing it! We're making 10 millions in ARR!
Matt: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!

Added by svhunt svhunt over 2 years ago

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Ponytail Bias

When you automatically assume someone is a great engineer because of their ponytail. This bias most often occurs with men who also have metal glasses frames and a beard that goes down to their neck.

James often experiences pony tail bias when he visits Seattle even though he's really a musician who plays with a band no ones ever heard of.

Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie over 1 year ago

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Fingertip Like

When you accidentally like someone else's facebook post while scrolling through your feed on a mobile device.

Jeanie: Oh my god! I just accidentally fingertip liked my exe's profile picture. I really hope that he didn't notice it.

Added by svhunt svhunt over 2 years ago

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Uber Fast Food

When you are hungry during a Uber ride so you tell your driver to go through Mcdonald's drive-through.

Matt: "Honestly, getting Uber Fast Food isn't so bad. It is a little awkward for the Mcdonald's employee to see your driver trying to align the backseat window with the drive-through window so you can pay . Of course if a friend sees you it's also a little embarrassing but that's it."

Added by zazpowered zazpowered over 2 years ago

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