Github Flexing
Sharing your Github profile in as many places as possible with the intention of showing off all the work you've done on various projects.
Mark: Fuck Ryan is such a God. He showed me his github last night and now I'm sure we won't be able to beat him in the Hackathon. Vanessa: Nah don't worry, he's just Github flexing
yungsnuggie over 8 years agoFingertip Like
When you accidentally like someone else's facebook post while scrolling through your feed on a mobile device.
Jeanie: Oh my god! I just accidentally fingertip liked my exe's profile picture. I really hope that he didn't notice it.
svhunt over 8 years ago
Bubble
Refers to the collective group of software companies whose worth is perceived to be lower than their labeled valuations.
Jeff: You got funded because we're in a bubble. On demand cat food isn't worth 50 million dollars. Ryan: What bubble? Cat food is a billion dollar industry.
yungsnuggie over 8 years agoChanging Ms to Bs
When setting a valuation to ones industry, this refers to changing the numbers on one's presentation slides to reflect that the industry they are disrupting is worth billions not millions. Investors aren't looking to put money in million dollar companies as much as they are ready to invest in potential billion dollar ones.
"Back then I didn't know what the hell a Pitch Deck was. Sam Altman looked at my slides and told me to change all the ms to bs because thats the only thing that interests investors. "
yungsnuggie over 8 years agoHipster Designer Fallacy
Refers to non-technical, founders whose best abilities lie in intangible abilities versus testable ones. They focus on the overall product versus individual features.
Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Inc. and Brian Chensky, founder of AirBNB, are self-proclaimed design founders.
yungsnuggie over 8 years agoTechnical Bankruptcy
The accumulation of so much technical debt that it would be faster to start from scratch rather than trying to fix it.
Word proposed by Iheanyi Ekechukwu on https://twitter.com/kwuchu/status/625786816965160961
Ok guys, we're done with this legacy code. Technical bankruptcy needs to happen. Let's start from scratch.
svhunt over 8 years agoGood-Cheap-Fast
The inevitable desire of any contractor. The typical rip-off method which any serious author should refuse.
Could you make it with all features till evening after we agree on the price?
Francis almost 9 years agoEngineer Musk
The smell an engineer has after hours of intense programming.
Julia, a local founder hounder, loves targeting men and women at bars who exude a strong engineer musk.
yungsnuggie almost 8 years ago42
42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
It is also a famous and one of the world's best computer programming school.
- Six by nine. Forty two.
- That's it. That's all there is.
- I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.
Douglas Adams (1 January 1980). The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
ElieTeyssedou almost 7 years agoEngineer Unicorn (2)
An engineer that is competent, good looking, dresses well, looks like a white horse and has a horn growing from his forehead.
John: How come no other engineers are like David?
Mary: He's an engineer unicorn. They are rare.
hugo almost 7 years agoThe 'Porn At The End Of The Tunnel' VR Hypothesis
The hypothesis that says that no matter HOW good or bad VR software is developed, VR pornography will pave the way for the platform's future.
Sora: VR is just a fad. People are not going to want to spend more than a month using it. It's a pain to use and it makes me sick to be in their for too long. LETS STOP DEVELOPING FOR VR PLATFORMS. THEY'RE NEVER GONNA SUCCEED. Wang: Stop thinking rationally and just remember the 'porn at the end of the tunnel.' Sora: You're right. I'm getting back to work.
yungsnuggie about 8 years ago
Perceived Value Pricing
Gauging the pricing of one's product based on how much people THINK it's worth.
RocketSpoon used perceived value pricing to justify the increase in price for their product because they were the only food delivery platform in their area that delivered airline quality food within the smallest time window.
yungsnuggie about 8 years agosubversives
tending or intending to subvert or overthrow, destroy, or undermine an established or existing system, especially a legally constituted government or a set of beliefs. noun. a person who adopts subversive principles or policies.
I believe in the power of startups and want to build amazing products with passionate subversives
mmontagna about 7 years agoCovfefe
Coverage.
Word was first used by the forty-fifth president of the United States on an online news and social networking service called Twitter, where users post and interact with messages called "tweets", restricted to 140 characters. Twitter was created by four nerds Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams who never dreamed their network would result in the birth of words like this.
Ex1: Uber has been getting alot of bad covfefe lately Ex2: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" Ex3: Ray J leaked his sex tape with Kim Kardashian because he wanted to hurt her tabloid press covfefe. Ironically it ended up making her one of the most famous reality TV stars in the world.
covfefelord almost 7 years agoNo Free Lunch
A theorem which states that tech companies offering not free lunch are making profit off their employees.
Commonly used by companies such as amazon, Microsoft and Apple to get overpaid staff's salary back
Founder: I had an alternative stream of revenue idea using no free lunch theorem Co-founder: worked for Apple and Amazon, should work for us!
JonWilkins almost 9 years agoAndreessen Voodoo
Drawing facial pictures on eggs to make them look like venture capitalist Marc Andreessen. Entrepreneurs then worship the eggs, hoping they can grow to unicorn status.
Every night before going to be Kamdesh engaged in Andreessen Voodoo hoping that his pitch would go well the following week.
yungsnuggie about 8 years agolol wtf
Logo Wingman Fail
When you go out with your logo wingman but you don't choose a suitable logo.
Jen: I know what you're doing but I don't know what Pied Piper is
zazpowered almost 9 years ago
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