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Gluttonygramming

Programming and working at a slower pace to purposely get more food out of the company.

Jordan didn't feel like cooking dinner so he started gluttonygramming to force the company employee policy of paying a 15$ credit for engineer's dinner who works until after 7.

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    Narwhal

    Definition #1: A Canadian Unicorn!

    Definition #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

    American Founder - My startup is now officially a Unicorn!
    Canadian Founder - My startup is now officially a Narwhal!
    European Founder - Um Mr. American entrepreneur, if you may excuse me for a moment... the Unicorn is of European-origin, but if you like your horned mythical beasts so much, you can have the Jackalope!
    Russia Founder - North Americans have messed with the Russians for far too long, the Narwhal is ours!
    Canadian Founder - Oh sorry about (yes we say "about", not "aboot") that, how about we share?

    Added by tosfan4ever tosfan4ever about 5 years ago

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      Adblock Competenacy Test

      Checking to see if a person has enough basic knowledge to have installed adblock on their browser of choice.

      After opening the link to the new Justin Bieber music video, George failed the Adblock Competency Test after waiting for a 30 second Honda commercial to end.

      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago

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        Startup Wet Dreaming

        A nocturnal emission that occurs at the thought of one's startup being acquired or achieving vast success.

        Julie: These sheets....what the hell. Are you cheating on me?

        Ryan: Sorry babe, I've been startup wet dreaming ever since Tech Stars accepted our team. Love ya.

        Added by HalfLife3 HalfLife3 about 5 years ago

        • chipchop chipchop

          This may have happened to me before

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        Snack Dick

        Like a regular dick but smaller and tucked behind the ear. Used by Dinesh on Silicon Valley to describe Pied Piper's logo

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze4JhsDiSWI

        Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 5 years ago

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          Technical Social Media Manager

          Somebody who in addition to being able to retweet and favorite tweets mentioning their company's name also knows basic HTML.

          I've managed to carve a nice niche for myself by learning how to bold text using html

          Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 5 years ago

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            McKinsey

            A mythical land where MBAs come into our world.

            "I just left McKinsey and moved to San Francisco"

            Added by hello hello about 5 years ago

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              Silicon Beach

              The area around Playa Del Rey/Venice where a fuckload of tech companies are moving in. Synonymous with brogrammers and people that wear startup t-shirts in public.

              Brogrammer Intern 1: "These new start-up tanks are clutch! Silicon Beach is the fucking bomb dot com!"

              Brogrammer Intern 2: "Shakabrah dude let's get SugarFish later then hit up the Bungalow since we're rich and gentrifying LA!"

              Brogrammer Intern 1: "Tubular brah let me shave my neckbeard first then we can get hyphy for real my friend"

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              The Five Dollar Footlong Lean Startup Diet

              When a startup founder lives off of five dollar foot long sandwiches to save money for his or her early stage venture. They buy a single five dollar foot long subway sandwich, eat half of it in the afternoon and the other half at dinner.

              Since Julius is on the five dollar day long diet, he only eats footlong subway sandwiches everyday to conserve his companies startup money. It's kind of sad.

              Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago

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              Cloud

              Also known as "The Internet".

              Bill: "I'm currently working in Cloud-Based Employment Solutions Research."
              Ted: "Are you looking for a job on Craigslist?"
              Bill: "....yes."

              Added by benjamin_james benjamin_james about 5 years ago

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                Worder

                Anyone who use personal computers only for writing, just like a typewriter machine.

                "Do you think he can upload these on the website?"
                "Nah, he's just a worder!"

                Added by iamDeveloper iamDeveloper about 5 years ago

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                  Facebook Reach

                  Facebook reach is the number of people that see posts from Facebook pages. Organic Facebook reach has dropped since Facebook made changes to their feed algorithm to encourage companies to buy ads promoting page posts.

                  It's almost pointless for our startup to promote our Facebook page because we will have to pay to get any Facebook reach.

                  Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 5 years ago

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                  My Code is Compiling

                  An excuse engineers use to do whatever the hell they want in the workplace.

                  Jimmy: Dude why are you riding your bike indoors, listening to Daft Punk with the speakers blasted, without any pants on?
                  Lewis: My code is compiling.

                  Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago

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                    VC Money

                    Modern day Robinhood.
                    Taking money from your parent's retirement pension and redistributing it to early adopters of technology in Silicon Valley.

                    Friend 1: "How do you have so many free meals from Munchery? Have you ever paid for a single meal?"
                    Friend 2: "Nope. VC Money"

                    Added by ljyx123 ljyx123 about 5 years ago

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                      Slacking

                      Using a productivity tool called Slack to get work done or communicate with one's team. This can easily be confused to mean "not doing one's work."

                      Jack: You've been getting alot done.

                      James: Yeah man, I've been slacking all day.

                      Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago

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                        Amazon

                        A company that sells groceries to the lazy, stock shares to the gullible, and cloud services to the lazy and gullible.

                        Amazon: because I want to buy my underwear and Redis clusters from the same company.

                        Added by firasd firasd about 5 years ago

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                          On Demand

                          Another way of saying "for lazy people."

                          Meals on demand. That's right, we're revolutionizing the way you get pizza.

                          Added by employeeNumbaOne employeeNumbaOne about 5 years ago

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                            Jeremy Lin

                            The perfect child. A Harvard graduate and now a player in the NBA. He is often used in reference by parents (especially in Palo Alto where he went to High School) to "motivate" their child to do better in all aspects of life.

                            Krishna Lee: Mom, I got into UCLA!
                            Mom: "WHY YOU NO LIKE JEREMY LIN. HE GO TO HARVARD AND PLAY IN NBA."

                            Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago

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                              Tweetstorm

                              When somebody wants to tweet something that is more than 140 characters but is not considerate enough to link to a blog post or use an image. Tweets in a tweetstorm are generally numbered and look like a mini essay in your Twitter feed.

                              http://avc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ts-1.jpg

                              Added by zazpowered zazpowered about 5 years ago

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                                Tinder Binge

                                When a person spends immense amount of time swiping right, in an attempt to get any match available regardless of attraction.

                                Ever since I've broken up with Mary, I've been on a Tinder binge trying to find someone...anyone.

                                Added by yungsnuggie yungsnuggie about 5 years ago